Pictured here: Back - The new mushroom shaped scratching post I just put together. Front - Void's big head wedged in the box it came in after completely ignoring the 'shroom.

Just got an order of 26k condoms and 8k lube packets. Y'all come get some of these.

This is just a solid brick of a cat right here.

Y'all ever look at a targeted ad and have to really think about what you've said or clicked on to cause it?

So often acronyms get pronounced like words. In my field we have stuff like HOPWA (Hop-wah), HRSA (Her-sah), KHPAC (Kay-pac), etc. There's another one for Continuum of Care that people don't pronounce like it looks for....some reason.

Isn't this the thing they're always saying men can't find? Well good news boys....

Wise words as I leave Chicago.

When I'm looking for a garage door, I want it represented by an impossibly beefy AI generated bird furry.

Too bad some dorks are trying to stop it, like this guy:

Important developments.

Continuing on with One Piece and...

Eternally accurate despite the app.

Gonna be listening to the same box set for 3 months starting now.

ACCEPT THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEVIL 🦖

I shouldn't be allowed near my debit card when I've had more than 2 beers.

Well yeah, if you know what you're doing anyway.

Emotes allow you to create multiple great sins.

I keep saying I'm not going to keep more junk from conferences, but then I get stuff like this.

Helped sing Happy Birthday to Keith Morris last night, so that was rad.

One of my great family stories is about my grandma getting enamored with strippers at a gay bar on a family trip. Today I returned to that holy site.

Important things happening at USCHA.

Y'all, my roommate is lazy as hell.

Havin' a hoot out here.

One of the Fan Expo Chicago booths has a capsule machine that gives you an assortment of tiny bones.

Some app company gave me a new hat at the conference I went to. Said it had to do with cruising or something so I guess it's a car thing? I dunno.

Hapy Eclipse day y'all.