🎵 They revamped the Best Buy completely; now it looks just like a nightclub. Everyone's excited and confused... 🎵

Stream starting soonish. Tarkov tomfoolery will be involved - I'm just not sure how yet. Https://twitch.tv/TheCapmTV #streaming #tarkov

Cap'm's Log, Engineering: 18 hours and 35 minutes into an 18 hour and 51 minute print, a vital piece of the structure broke off and cannot be recovered (at least, I don't know how to recover from this). Starting over... #3dprinting

Post an image you can hear.

Ugh... the struggle is real. #EscapeFromTarkov

After 50 years, this is all that remains of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Hiatus is over. Tomorrow night, we answer the call...

Won't you tell me how to get How to get to

I got an 1800 day streak on DuoLingo. And now I'm cancelling DuoLingo today to protest the idea that AI is better than people at helping people learn language.

Administrative note: Commander Birdie has been appointed Ambassador for Interdimensional Affairs. She will represent TheCapmTV in all negotiations, treaties, and inexplicable dimensional anomalies. Her qualifications include loyalty, intuition, and the ability to detect vibes at subatomic levels.

For anyone who needs a #PetPicture, here's Commander Birdie tucked in and comfy in bed.

Midwest trip update: Stopped in Wisconsin for lunch. This was in the salads section of the menu. It is not a salad, it is a pizza with a lettuce crust.

The average American has three friends

Here's some AI slop. Let's play some more Tarkov. I might actually know where I'm going now. DISCLAIMER: I don't know where I'm going now. twitch.tv/TheCapmTV. Also, for reference: open.spotify.com/track/63nwX8...

I went snorkeling. I almost died.

@trashpandacoco.bsky.social I think I'm having dinner with a friend of yours.

Cancelling the stream for today, y'all. I feel rotten and don't think I'd be very fun to hang out with. Here's my stream schedule for this week - hopefully

Going live shortly with some #EscapeFromTarkov. twitch.tv/TheCapmTV

Late as usual, here's my stream schedule for this week. As you can see, I'm taking some time away from Twitch, where I will be touching grass. See y'all on Friday, unless plans change. Cap'm out.

My schedule for my twitch stream, the week of November 25th, 2024: twitch.tv/TheCapmTV

We're back on the air after 3 weeks and playing some Escape from Tarkov. We'll be starting a bit late today - I accidentally approved the Windows 11 24H2 Update and it's taking forever to install. We'll see how much works on the other end. Hope to see all soon! #promosky #twitch #streamer

Posting this early because I can't fucking wait to get back, y'all.

Here's my [late] schedule for the week. This will be more meaningful once I'm back on the air.

Post a photo you took with green in it. Just a photo. No description.

People and gentlemen: the best martini I've ever had. It tastes like lemon water. I could down a liter of this before realizing there's booze in it.

Hey #new Bluesky members. I'm The Cap'm. I have a channel on #Twitch where I play video games and you can watch! I usually play Escape From #Tarkov, but I'll be branching out more once I return from hiatus at the end of the month. Check me totally out at twitch.tv/thecapmtv Returning in 1 week.

Chat, help! I broke a statue!

Deleted the old post because it used a font that I don't have the rights to. The other graphic was a mock-up for fonts I want to license and was posted by mistake. Anyway, no streams until 30 OCT.

Some serious-ass Assassin's Creed energy in this town.