The Darkroom

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The Darkroom@thedarkroom· 19d

it's like i'm getting madlibs spam now.

a junk email job offer: if you added between 4 and 8 new contracts for your unidentified services over the next 3 months, would that be worth a conversation? lmao "UNIDENTIFIED SERVICES" doing some lifting here.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· 19d

this does not seem good but i am not a financial analyst.

tesla stock price at 319.69, a drop of 16% in 5 days. seems bad.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· 19d

my dogs to me: this could be us, but you playin

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jul 10

i had a houston key map and i used it every damn day.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jul 9

thinking about my favorite bar/food spot that is no longer around. they made the best old fashioned and had a perfect strawberry empanada.

a strawberry empanada and an old fashioned.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jul 2

makes me feel like hide & seek champion over here.

a linkedin notification that you appeared in searches.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jul 1

there's no way the new fun office device will get abused

flipper's new 'Busy Box' a device for your office to help you focus and ward of pesky producers who keep asking 'how much longer?!'.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 30

welp. it was fun, @bsky.app

a screencap of a bluesky notification on the app that the user must verify their age in their location.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 30

rip @dia-mitch.bsky.social

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 26

lmao 'legal'...

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 26

lol in Texas these are permanent structures. right off the freeway.

a fireworks superstore off the freeway in texas.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 24

i meeeeeeeeeeeeean

a 3d render of a Slate truck that looks A LOT like the first gen 4runner

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 24

porque no los dos?

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 24

no AC, roll-up windows, topless, bluetooth speaker, what else do i need?!

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 24

trying to rationalize hitting the pre-order button.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 24

my baby needs a little sister #Slate let’s make it happen.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 24

i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 21

everybody talking shit about Matty Yglesias today but Simpsons did it first.

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 18

thinking about that time in 07 when i caught a duck diving in the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool with a #holga #lomograpy

a duck upside down, diving into the lincoln memorial reflecting pool

a photo from the top of the lincoln memorial steps looking back at the washington monument

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 17

we already kinda got Jerry vs FIFA, and he lost that one.

a google maps screencap of Cowboys' stadium where the "AT&T Stadium" has been covered with tarps, and the google maps' text says 'Dallas Stadium' (this is 20+ miles west of Dallas)

The Darkroom@thedarkroom· Jun 17

unfortunately, because World Cup is in the summer, we won't get the fun Sun Blasts Through The West Endzone like we do in the Fall/Winter. Green lines are the endzone windows. blue lines are winter sun rays. orange lines are summer sun rays. it's... a problem in the Fall.