GG Allin not crossing paths with death match pro wrestling feels like a massive dodged bullet. It 100% seems like something that would attract his performance antics. He probably would have taken it way too far, in a bad way. He could've have played himself to the ring with a band, though.

Guys I think Beavis is a Mario Mario situation. They've revealed the house belongs to a Shirley Beavis, and they still haven't said little homies first name. I can see a shitty absentee parent just not filling out the paperwork or not putting in the thought to name a newborn Tragic, but funny

I still think about you every day

There's definitely a millennial or two working at Nintendo who have a Waluigi game ready to produce but they're stuck waiting on elder peers to retire and or die first

I'm going to the bank tomorrow to request a loan. I'm sincerely going to say to them "yeah so remember that car mini game from street fighter? Yeah, that, but like with fighters and wrestlers. We're gonna pound carollas and bend metal. Prolly stream it on twitch or something." "You in?"

Is Porygon a bird to you? It appears to have feet to me but later evolutions are birdish

My favorite type of pro wrestling fan is the insecure hetero man who can list you his favorite outfits of an oiled up muscle man from 1997, but will still say "no homo" after gushing about outfits. Like hey man, the show is pretty gay...that doesn't make you gay, and if you were? That's cool too

Bonjour, je m'appelle Thomas, bienvenue dans Jackass

Late to the party but LMAO the super smash bros esports community is wild. Some dude got a crab thrown at his head during a match, and you think he's going to fuck the thrower up for a second before realizing...yeah he's at a smash tournament, nobody is throwing real punches.

Wait time out, Padme fuckin dies from child birth in a world where they have advanced robotic prosthesis AND magic? I'm not a prequel defender but cmonnnnn man. Really, I'm more bummed out at myself for not questioning it until now

Michael Imperioli should play Vince Russo in a dramatization of the Monday Night Wars

Which Mario villain was scarier to you?

Imagine living in the Tekken universe and having the name (or ties to) Mishima, but not being powerful enough to be rewarded with the family tradition: Getting chucked of a cliff and/ or in to volcano. There's probably low tier Mishima family members who secretly wish they got all the attention

As a kid I'd get my face close enough to the CRT glass that I unlocked these bad boys in my vision. You strike me as a real one, someone who can relate to that

What would you do if you went to a protest and freakin Mappy was standing on the other side from you? Would you reconsider your position?

I love how the Escalade was once a flex but now younger people don't care about them so it's just a huge signaler of "I'm old and want you to think I am cool" They're rapidly becoming what the Buick was like 25-30 years ago

Master Chief loses all aura when you imagine him breathing like Darth Vader

So who is the target for halo campaign evolved? I don't think there's a huge demographic of people who really want to play the campaign for halo 1 but haven't gotten around to it just yet. Halo doesn't currently have enough sway or popularity to pull the "see where it all got started!", either.

Just realized that the Eric Andre show is 14 years old now and that really fucked me up just now

Hi, here at McFarlane toys we sell and produce items that resemble toys, but aren't toys. It's a toy if I want it to be. It's DEFINITELY a toy if I make it fight my other toys in a tournament.

It's going to be so damn funny when Disney eventually forces the name reveal of Yodas species and it's like "Glirbbles" or something goofier

Currently feeling nostalgic for the smell of the inside plastic of 90s white clamshell vhs cases.

Can someone deep in to Star Wars lore tell me if a lightsaber can cook raw meat as it slices through? Like can a starving Jedi slice themselves a space steak? Those things have to be super hot, they're big ol laser beams

Sega dropping an office chair collab is not something I expected

Is there a slur or insult for people who play only one map in a FPS? It's me, I'm that guy 90% of my COD B06 and BO7 has been the nuketown 24/7 playlist. That's like at least 200 hours in the same map.

I feel so bad for fans of the Punisher who have had to quietly retire their pride now that the logo has been co-opted by bootlickers and cousin fuckers. Note: the occasional lgbtq+ pride ones are fantastic, keep that part up

Oh please, the sound on? that was rookie stuff. I was much more seasoned than that. I had to be good at my craft, since my mom was basically like a T-800 when it came to stealth game boy playing. I swear, she could some how sense my Pokémon fun through the walls and spring in to action.

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?" Doing this shit with a video game, when suddenly angry foot steps are approaching up the stairs