The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3

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Here for Good Omens content except S3. Keeping Aziraphale and Crowley alive and well and supplied with much tea and wine - join me! 40+yo from the UK. I’m TheGaroMask on AO3

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The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· 7d

What to do when you won’t let your angel and demon die? Crochet them a South Downs cottage to retire to, apparently, if you’re me. #goodomens #Aziracrow #Azicrow

A partially constructed crochet cottage. The walls are cream coloured, the half-constructed roof is grey, with loose ends trailing from it, and the cottage has a door but no windows.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· 9d

Thank you so much to the fan artists and the fic writers who are still making art and fics of Aziraphale and Crowley. It helps my mental health SO SO much. #antiGo3 #Go3critical #NotMyFinale #GoodOmens

Meme of the poster for Season 2 of Good Omens, with Aziraphale holding a tartan umbrella over Crowley to shield them both from the rain. In the meme, the rain is labelled as “Good Omens 3 canon”, Aziraphale and Crowley are labelled “Me” and the umbrella protecting them from the rain is labelled “Fanworks”.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· 21d

I posted my South Downs Cottage fluff! Featuring a retired angel, a former demon and a LOVE CONFESSION that has been waiting a long time. archiveofourown.org/works/89266831

Aziraphale felt a slight shift in demonic energy from inside the cottage, which he’d come to recognise as a sign Crowley would wake up soon, and he got up, went back into the kitchen and poured another cup of tea from the pot. He took it upstairs and left it on the bedside table. The cat had decided to sleep on Aziraphale’s side of the bed, incongruously mirroring the curled up lump of former demon under the covers on the other side.

Aziraphale smiled at the sight.

That was the thing he loved best about mornings at the cottage, above all others. Crowley stayed. Aziraphale didn’t have to wave goodbye to him at the end of a wonderful night of drinking and conversation any more. Crowley was still here the morning after, every morning that came after every night, because they shared this place: this cottage, this garden, this bed. They shared this life.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· 24d

Me writing fanfiction from now on:

Meme of Gonzo from The Muppets’ Christmas Carol, saying “And Aziraphale and Crowley, who did NOT die…”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· 26d

OH NO I MADE IT WORSE

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· 26d

DONT MIND ME JUST MAKING MYSELF CRY WITH MY OWN FIC

Dawn had come very early, since it was not far past midsummer, and Aziraphale rather fancied sitting out in the garden, with a book at hand for when the light was strong enough to read by. Crowley had put a bench along the side wall of the cottage for this very reason. The air was lovely and cool, and there was an extra freshness to it from being so close to the sea. Aziraphale popped his cardigan on, and his warmest socks, and put on his garden shoes – they were ideal for spending time in the garden; comfy and not too formal (but not too informal, of course. He had standards.)

As he sat on the bench (which was their bench now, and would be forever), he breathed deeply and the filled his strictly unnecessary lungs with the invigorating breeze, and marvelled at the promise of a new day.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jul 12

The wonderful artist naniiebim suggested we should lean into hating him for all this, and I think they are right:

Skeet reply from naniiebim saying “Oh, I was going to suggest any time any of us feels a twinge of annoyance due to any friction with a fellow fandom person, we redirect it at a NG effigy, with no holds barred. We may need multiples.”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jul 5

For anyone wanting our angel and demon in their South Downs cottage, I have just posted a oneshot that I hope is soft and sweet and fluffy enough to bring some comfort. Still Are Thy Pleasant Voices: archiveofourown.org/works/87946941 #GoodOmens #GoodOmensfanfiction

Crowley made a surprised noise into Aziraphale’s mouth but then a quick hand-cleaning miracle was done, and his hands found Aziraphale’s waist, while he kissed Aziraphale back.

This was a thing they did now, although it was taking Crowley a while to get used to it. Stupid really, since it was Crowley who started it, back on that terrible day in the bookshop. He wondered if that angry, desperate kiss was why Aziraphale seemed to think every romantic moment needed to involve seizing Crowley’s lapels and dragging him bodily into a clinch.

Perhaps he should explain that they didn’t have to do that every time.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jul 2

My internal monologue for the last month #GO3 #Notmyfinale #antiGO3

A screenshot from The Muppets’ Christmas Carol, of Gonzo saying “And Aziraphale and Crowley, who did NOT die”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jun 5

I have a couple of fabric banners that I hang on the wall

A pennant-shaped piece of fabric hanging on a wall, displaying Good Omens pins

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jun 4

That’s not what you are saying here at all

I repost two of the posts further up the thread

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jun 3

This not you then?

Bluesky post in which user Sayuri says “Asa and Anthony are (changes to all caps to shout this) canonically, narratively, (end caps) Aziraphale and Crowley. Any disagreement to that is a headcanon (which is 100% allowed, but still not canon).” Another user replies, gently and kindly defending grieving fans and allowing them to feel the way they do.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· May 31

A pile of black dust saying “You said ‘dust me’.” And a pile of white dust replying, “And you did…”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· May 10

As it is Mother’s Day in America and Australia (and probably other places as well, I just know it’s not in the UK), I have been able to acquire this *excellent* meme and it may be my most favourite ever!

Tumblr post by sinningtamer, which reads: “Happy mother’s day to all the men I’ve gotten pregnant”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Mar 21

It’s my birthday! If you are feeling generous, please would you read my weird little porny AU “Where the East Wind Blows” and leave a kudos? More of a fever dream than a fic, it’s 4000 words of quite unexpected smut. Rated E. archiveofourown.org/works/79308981

Summary of Where the East Wind Blows: British cities are poorly equipped to deal with heatwaves, and Aziraphale is suffering in the hot weather. On the day the heatwave finally breaks, he is so delighted that he unwittingly makes a vow to the breeze. The problem is, the breeze hears him.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Oct 4

PACKIDGE! 👀

Good Omens graphic novel, two mugs, pins, a tote bag and a pack of trading cards.

10 cards from the Good Omens Kickstarter trading card game.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Oct 4

If everything goes to plan, then today is Packidge Day!

Crowley from Good Omens, rubbing his hands gleefully. Text over the top says “Packidge!”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Oct 3

Just got my notification too - mine’s coming tomorrow!!

Email saying “Your parcel from Dunmanifestin (Good Omens) is on its way”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Sep 29

I’m wiped out and need something to look forward to. Could this be the week I get my packidge? I dream of packidge.

Crowley from Good Omens staring wild-eyed out of a window. Large letters above his head say “Packidge?”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Sep 7

Picture of Crowley from Good Omens brandishing a plant mister that he is pretending is full of holy water. The caption underneath is just the word “NO” in extremely large letters.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Sep 2

Tweet from Kris (notwithhaste__), which is a photo of David Tennant dressed in a red silky dressing gown and sitting in a large armchair, about to open book. The caption reads “Me opening an 84k slow burn fic at 11:37 pm”.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Aug 30

A photo of the lid of a pot of yoghurt. It says “I’m delicious and Welsh” in both Welsh and English

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Aug 29

Sending you a demon and loads of love 🩷

Crowley from Good Omens with heart eyes and surrounded by heart emojis

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Aug 23

No we can’t! Even when I went to The Ineffable Con, I got a free lip balm that said EVERY 😅

A lip balm tube branded with the word “EVERY” in capital letters

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Aug 21

Sounds like you need this today

Cartoon of a smiling sun rising, caption says “And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Aug 11

IM SCREAMING, MY COPY OF VILLAINOUS ARRIVED AND ITS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I EVER IMAGINED. I honestly teared up at the black feather 🥹 Thank you so much @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social !

A book wrapped in bubble wrap with a black feather enclosed

A copy of Villainous by IneffablePenguin, sealed with a black wax seal labelled “Raven Post” and a leather bookmark

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jul 24

WHEN YOUR TIMELINE DOES A THING

Skeet by argylepirate saying “Watching a big long Aziracrow hug would fix me” followed by a skeet by guessimdemons with a photo of the Aziracrow Funko Pops in an embrace with Crowley kissing Aziraphale’s cheek.

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jul 12

@dee-morris.bsky.social Does this help? Back of my bottle of squash. It only became low-calorie in recent years, when I was a kid it had loads of sugar in addition to the concentrated fruit juice.

Label on bottle of orange squash, describing it as ‘Concentrated low calorie whole orange soft drink with sweetener’

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· Jun 18

Sending you angelic blessings and good luck wishes!

Aziraphale beaming, with hearts surrounding his face

The Garo Mask | Good Omens fan | Rejecting GO 3@thegaromask· May 30

Rings podfics - so brilliant that I had to make this meme about them. She’s recorded yet another top tier fic with her top tier skills, check it out!