Nick Beef
@thegigconomist
Writer, Adventurer, Warlock. Accept no substitutes.
The shirtless guy in his boxers mimicking a rooster is our Secretary of Transportation
My bank cut the interest rate on my savings account (down from 3.75%) and signed it with a heart emoji.
My favorite advertisements are the 2025 "We're not out of business yet" signage.
Fredo they did it. We're officially entering a new age where Funyuns saves America.
I am once again letting the FAA and Air Traffic Control know that I need them to be cool.
Two questions: 1. Can I learn how to fly this in three days or less? 2. Is the FAA going to "be cool" about it when I'm just off in the wild blue yonder?
"are ghosts watching you beat off?" Isn't my biggest story, but it's like, third.
Fredo, his name is LITERALLY CODY and they made him Guile. BOTH CODY'S WEAR A SUIT!!
This... This isn't true. The Celtics just played the Sonics one night and Larry put 40 on him.
Years ago, I alone destroyed the "Catcher in the Rye is about men bitching" discourse.
My car insurance went up $50 a month because of assholes I already DON'T like