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🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 24d

Shot, chaser

(Manager John) Schneider 'optimistic' that Blue Jays can turn season around

Note that the Jays have once again called up Brendon Little

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 24d

A WHAT warning 😵‍💫 (Toronto, for reference)

Screen shot of my phone’s lock screen. It’s 1:04 PM on Saturday, Jul 18; there’s a shot of my white Devon Rex on my back; a couple of apps and uh… wait, wtf is that in the bottom left corner? TORNADO WARNING…IN TORONTO?

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 24d

What a fucking loser. What’s taking you guys so long?

Donald J. Trump •+ @realDonald Trump
We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air, the quality of which is dangerous, and totally unacceptable! I will call the Prime Minister during the day to find out what they are going to do about it. The cost is incalculable! Canada has refused to engage in basic Forest Management and Debris Removal, knowing that such refusal will lead to exactly this result. This is Willful Negligence, and becoming a yearly occurrence, costing the United States Billions of Dollars, which cost of this pollution must of necessity be added to the TARIFFS Canada is currently paying. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 25d

🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes, PLEASE look elsewhere. Maybe move to the moon.

NEWS CHANNEL
MICHIGAN, USA

We are done accepting apologies in place of action.
If Canada will not manage its forests to prevent these fires, the United States will look elsewhere, and act on our own, to protect our people.
Congressional
Members of theDelegation
from
Michigan

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 25d

So I just got an email from the Blue Jays announcing their 2027 schedule which I think is stupid early. I went to the link, on their website, and found this disclaimer at the bottom of the page. Witaf. 🤣🤣🤣

On the Blue Jays’ website:

“2027 Schedule PDF
Full 2027 Schedule

Opponents and dates are subject to change.”

Sorry, WHAT

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 27d

My cat recreating the “Eternity’s Gate” meme

Willem Dafoe as Vincent Van Gogh looking up to the heavens in terror in “Eternity’s Gate”

My white Devon Rex, Winton, pretending he is Willem Dafoe while tucked into my tank top

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· 27d

East Toronto, Upper Rouge. We’ve been affected by lots of wildfire smoke here before today, but I’ve honestly never seen it look like this. This would otherwise be a clear blue sky, or so I’m reading.

View of the 401 near Meadowvale in Scarborough. The wildfire smoke from Northern Ontario has made the sky a yellow-orange colour. It’s really dark.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jul 12

Mark Carney can eat a bag of circumcised dicks

Mark Carney • @MarkJCarney
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Senator Lindsey Graham dedicated his life to serving the people of South Carolina and the United States.
Throughout his career, he stood resolutely in defence of democracy and freedom, most recently and particularly with Ukraine and its people.
I offer my condolences to Senator Graham's family, friends, and all those who served alongside him.
11:13 AM • 12 Jul 26 • 188K Views

Lindsey Graham
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@LindseyGrahamSC
My only thought today as the states' electoral votes were listed off: they skipped
Canada.
We'll fix that next time!

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jul 12

The highlighted line is the big question of the day. How, indeed? Or maybe we should ask Phil Pritchard, the “Keeper of the Cup?”

Photo of the Stanley Cup with the Hurricanes’ names newly etched.

The tweet reads: “This is a disgrace. The Hurricanes' owner has put the names of his wife and kids on the Stanley Cup, above all the team officials, coaches and players.

Rich people doing whatever they want is a massive problem in this society.

How could the NHL let this happen?”

The last line is the most salient.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jul 12

This pizza was designed by Georgia O’Keefe

Meat-laden pizza with a pepperoni labia in the middle

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jul 8

There are myriad reasons to yeet Pete Walker into the sun. But if you only need one, it’s this video. Top of the ninth in SF. If anyone can tell me who the other asshole is that’d be great. We all know what happened right after this. Cease clearly wanted them to fuck off. Unreal.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jul 7

Separated at birth?

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jul 5

News item: FIFA has suspended Balogun’s red card for one year (when, you know, nobody gives a shit about soccer again). What a fucking joke. Both the sport and its governing body. 🤣🤣

Photo of Folarin Balogun receiving his red card but an Uno reverse card has been comically added to his own hand

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jun 19

Imagine living in Amerikkka in 2026 and still not knowing why two black women with a baby would choose not to stop for a white cop – especially in Mississippi. I’ve seen literally hundreds of occurrences of this comment in the past few days.

Typical FB comment:
Why run if you did nothing wrong?

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jun 14

Happy #ObamaAppreciationDay everyone

It's IMPOTUS' birthday.
Hashtags trending on Twitter include:
#ObamaAppreciationDay #ObamaDayJune14th
#ObamaWasBetterAtEverything
And my personal favourite:
#AllBirthdaysMatter
So there's at least a little joy today.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jun 13

A drawing of a man in a suit and tie politely refusing an offered drink with a wave of the hand. The man is labelled “me,” the drink is labelled “football,” the hand offering it is labelled “the world”

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jun 13

A pub trivia quiz I did today. Over the entire history of the FIFA World Cup there have been an average of fewer than three goals total scored per match. 90+ minutes. Under three goals. Total. Sorry. Nothing “beautiful” about this game. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Before the start of the 2026 tournament, a total of 964 matches had been played at the Men's FIFA World Cup. How many goals had been scored in those matches?

2720

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Jun 13

Be kind to pigeons.
HAPPY PIGEON APPRECIATION DAY!

Photo of two pigeons cuddling on the ground

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· May 30

🤔

Sign at the Toronto zoo advertising a craft beer made by Lost Craft Brewery. Except… the sign says “THE OFFICIAL BEER OF THE TOROTNO ZOO”

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· May 29

How about some brilliant news for a change. lol. Lmao even. Eat shit, Perez

6:06 B
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Marlins' Pérez strains muscle stretching in dugout, out 8 weeks
Simon Sharkey-Gotlieb
7m ago • 2m read
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Sport /Getty
Eury Pérez was just trying to stay loose between innings. Instead, he'll be sitting down for an extended period.
The Miami Marlins right-hander was placed on the 15-day injured list Friday with a right gracilis muscle strain that he sustained while stretching in the dugout during Wednesday's
start against the Toronto Blue Jays.
Television cameras caught Pérez trying to stay limber while his team hit in the top of the fifth inning at Rogers Centre when he suddenly grimaced and sat down. Fellow pitcher Sandy.
Alcantara had to help Pérez down the steps and into the clubhouse.
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🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· May 29

AI-generated but very informative poster about the feral rock doves whom we bred to serve humanity: the pigeon.

YOU CALLED THEM PESTS.
WE ONCE CALLED THEM HEROES.

ACT 1: THE SERVICE
250,000 PIGEONS -

Served in WWIl.
US, UK, and allied forces.

They flew through artillery fire carrying messages when radios failed.

They crossed battlefieids no human could safely cross.

They brought coordinates.
They saved lives.

32 DICKIN MEDALS - The animal Victoria Cross.

CHER AMI - Shot through the breast. Lost a leg. Blinded in one eye. Completed the delivery. Saved 194 men. Preserved at the Smithsonian.

ACT 2: THE ABANDONMENT
WHEN TECHNOLOGY CHANGED -
We opened the lofts and walked away.

5,000 YEARS -
Of breeding them to treat stone walls as home. They did the only thing we trained them to do. They found the nearest stone wall and stayed.

ACT 3: THE PRESENT

SHE RECOGNIZES YOUR FACE - Remembers who feeds her and who kicks at her. For years.

3 TRANSMISSIBLE DISEASES
All rare. "Rats with wings" is from a 1980 movie, not from biology.
The bird you walk past every day didn't invade your city. We built her for this life.

"SHE DIDN'T FORGET US." "WE FORGOT HER."

Small wings. Giant legacy.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· May 26

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

A screenshot of the probable pitchers for tonight’s Arizona-LAD game. Eric Lauer is starting for the Dodgers. I’m expecting five no-hit innings.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· May 6

Happy Hump Day from the 6-day-old Bactrian boy at the Toronto zoo

Baby bactrian camel with his head on the ground

Baby bactrian camel lying down with his head up and looking around

Baby bactrian camel standing and being encouraged to nurse by his mom (Suri)

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· May 3

I mean… I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot here: Schneider for burning his catcher AFTER an AB while trailing in the 6th or Heineman for this statement. I mean I clearly do: it’s Schneider. Heineman’s had concussion issues.

Keegan Matheson O @keeganmatheson.b...
Heineman on being removed, a
"manager's decision":
"I think it's just the situation, everything that's been going on. I just didn't get it done. It's the manager's decision. I stick by it. He's one of the best managers in the game and the best manager l've played for." #BlueJays
4:07 PM • May 3, 2026

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Apr 29

“Challenging circumstances” doing some pretty fucking heavy lifting here, ngl

Canada
Foreign Policy CAN • @CanadaFP
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Canada welcomes the local elections in Palestine—a key moment for Palestinian voters to exercise their democratic rights.
Given challenging circumstances, the elections also represent an expression of their resilience and resolve.
9:38 AM • 27 Apr 26 • 58.9K Views

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Apr 22

The kids this morning. We adore them. 🥰 #Proofofcat

Brown tabby girl with a very white floofy chest bright pink noses, and sparkling green eyes is looking directly into the camera

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Apr 22

56 years ago today the first Earth Day was observed. 12 years ago I finally sought help for my mental health issues. 10 years ago I got a semicolon tattoo to honour that decision. And three years ago my loving partner Sarah and I finally got married. It’s become my “Reb’Earth Day.”

Semicolon tattoo using a rhino hoof print and horn

Our wedding with me in a dress kilt and Prince Charlie jacket and my love in an off-the-shoulder ivory dress

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Apr 16

APRIL 16TH 2026
WORLD
SEMICOLON
DAY
www.projectsemicolon.com

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Apr 11

Found your team

Behind the plate at the Blue Jays game. A fan has their hands cupped to their mouth. Another fan in the right deep background is staring resolutely at the camera (Twins fan?).

Between them is a fan wearing a blue baseball jersey with the team name “JERKS” clearly emblazoned in it and the number 39.

🍁Looking for a New Hobby@thegrumpypenguin· Mar 23

Happy 14th birthday to this beautiful girl 🥰🥰