Forrest, Bator Buppy

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Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· 3d

Daily kibble 🤤

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· 25d

When you text me this is what you are reaching

Draco Americans incognito, from Dragonology.
A dragon perched on a branch. Its body is obscured by its wings, which it has wrapped around itself like a cloak.

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jun 9

I look at these every 10 minutes. New toy :3 Why do you think this gentle pup needs muzzled?

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jun 1

I have a deck about breeding

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Feb 17

Just finished my tax return 😌💨

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Aug 2

THE END 1999 IS NEAR So you might as well shit yourself

A diapered up pup in black clothing on a bed. Its shirt reads
THE END
1999
IS NEAR

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jul 28

Duuhhh...

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jul 15

Predictive text is inherently affirming Wuff

A Telegram text box with 'Ruff' typed into it. The predictive text reads 'Ruff', 'Wuff', and 'RUFFF'.

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jun 6

I like my lil potbelly. It could be bigger, though. I'll have to start putting in the work.

Forrest resting its hand on top of its round, hairy tummy 🥰

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jun 4

I've been staring at my commander, wondering what kind of Porn to use to represent it. Int loss? Teratophilia? The goal is to break the legend rule and make a bunch of Umbris copies. It wins by exiling one opponent's deck while beating the other two over the head with big numbers and fling effects!

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jun 3

IT'S NOT BRUVAC that's boring. Here's a hint.

A Magic card proxy depicting a mind flayer eating the brain of some mammal or whatever.
Text on the card reads:

Mind Flayer
2 blue pips, 3 generic mana

Dominate Monster — When this creature enters, gain control of target creature for as long
as you control this creature.

Some nibble on minds for days or months, keeping the victim as a thrall. Worryingly, survivors of
this treatment never fully shake the longing to be part of the elder brain again.

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Jun 3

Nnh... I have one proxy, Zinnia. I made them into Kass, Benevolent Breeder. Gotta do more....I'll do more proxies, after an edge or two hff

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· May 5

Scribbled notes after the session was over 💦 I'm going to be more diligent next time

A screenshot of the notes -

The faeries at Comfortaa stopped sending weekly reports. Find out what they're up to.

-Drugsmoke is leaking out into the streets, someone is doing this intentionally, two bunnies are cultivating a plant that makes the drugsmoke. Vox stole their book.
-Clementine, the cheetah, is immune to the drugsmoke. Something about a really good liver.
-The food in the resort is made instantaneously somehow. It is all laced with drugs.
-There's a keycard in Jerm's pocket. He's expected at a 'party' at 5 pm as Eric.
-Bahmet bribed a cashier for information but I don't think he actually got any useful info??? I don't remember.

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Apr 29

Grist, the Hunger Tide I got the special Secret Lair art as a gift. Almost the entire deck is made up of creatures, so it just turns the deck upside down and drains everybody's life totals all at once. There's a lot of sacrificing bug tokens to do stuff, as well.

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Apr 28

Protecting your graveyard is a fool's errand, coming from a Golgari enjoyer But if you do end up trying to lean that way, I will recommend my favoritest piece of jank out there: Song of Creation

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Apr 22

Porn's good boy 🥰🐾

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Mar 30

I need him carnally

Forrest, Bator Buppy@theguppy· Mar 26

I've begun an experiment in recontextualizing old memories. The time I've spent playing pokemon rivals the time I've spent watching porn. To help give this part of me over to my sexuality, I've begun playing with one hand during my goon sessions 🤤 Pokemon is porn.