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If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
www.twitch.tv/thenextdecad... Signal boosting because they're hosting a stream and they still need donations for the spinal surgery!
I need at least $90 to make rent tomorrow!
I need $247 by Saturday!
If you see this, add yours! Pronouns: He/Him Height: 6'1" Shoe: 13 Zodiac: Cancer Smoke: No Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 0 Fav Drink: Water, 0 sugar sports drink, fancy soda Fav Food: Gyro, Sushi, Burrito, Salad Music Genre: Classic & Pop Fav Color: 🔵🟠🟢🟣 Hobbies: Drawing, Gym, Video Editing, Video Games
Please hurry, I'm at least $200 short on my rent!
Conspiracy time, so put on your tinfoil hats. Could the sugar industry be a part of the Epstein class?
Kentucky’s constitution gives Gov. Beshear the power to appoint a Democrat to McConnell’s seat. Republicans rewrote the law twice to stop him. I signed — tell him to use it: petition.edwardswire.com/beshear
Help her out, won't ya?
HELP THEM OUT!
Yep. Been getting these ads from YouTube and documenting them, particularly AI slop. Ironic how they're banning porn, only to shove this depraved slop on YouTube. Fuck these basement-dwelling, Brent-loving bros forcing this on us. CW: Underage and Bestiality
Grill that beer-basted manbaby until he's well done!
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Pictures, vid, you want it? It's yours, my friend! As long as you provide her enough tips!
Also, on an itsy bitsy different tangent, if they were real monkeys, they'd probably be Sulawesi crested macaques.
"Jax! Pomni! No!!! Think of what the children will look like!"
Post something random, and you'll have an AMAZING March! 🌹
I find these designs surprisingly... terrible, except maybe the Pomeranian; although that bit on its head looks recycled from Zorua.
I think I actually liked Wabbit's take on Lola best for combining the best of both of these versions.
Makes sense considering Dr. Oz supports incest!