Seth Wilson
@thejackalopetx
Dust Storms May Exist
The kid’s makeup is now somewhere between Nightman and Siouxsie Sioux.
Time to unlock my Spartan ancestry! (drinks vinegar, does “gay” stuff with the homies at the gym, kills unarmed slaves, isn’t actually an elite fighting force.)
This guy stopped doing his annual 9/11 recollection when he started working for the Saudis who, y’know, did 9/11 and had just recently bonesawed a journalist to death.
My Boomhauer-sounding uncle made a dozen of these 20 years ago to wear over his shirt for work in 100 degree weather. I’m glad the world caught up to his slutty welding garb.
My Mom just sent me this picture of her folks on a pack trip in the Gila. I don’t really have any non-studio portrait pictures of them.
I’m not saying the kid was the Spurs good luck charm but today is the first day she wore a team shirt.
We had a really nice day at The Pearl. Nice weather, relaxing pace, the kid went absolutely nuts in the wading pools and splash pad. She’s so tired now I couldn’t even keep her awake with her favorite show or a game of Chutes and Ladders.
Rudy Giuliani is another soul who must whither and die in sacrifice to keep his emperor alive on the golden throne for one more day.
7ft plus basketball player and current lynchpin to my city’s hopes and dreams.
My daily driver mug. My two best friends in New Mexico have identical mugs.
This little wild thing turns four today. We love you so much, kid! (pardon the messy backyard, I was cleaning it up that day.)
(Apologies because my wife teases me about them being my celebrity crushes…) Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones.
When you haven’t seen a @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social post in forever
Hey, San Antonio, ZERO line to vote at Wonderland of the Americas right now.
I’m sure styles have changed but when I still went to church ladies that concealed carried at church all had Bible covers that looked like this
I think this is the year I get my tattoo of George Adamski’s Venusian Scout Ship. I’m going to go American Traditional, full color. (The photo was faked, the ship is made out of chicken brooder parts. That’s what I like about it!)
Wow, amazing crossover between “I’m an alpha male crusader here to destroy degenerate lefty weaklings” and “uwu I’m a neurospicy smoll bean” posts. Great job Weird Mike.