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@thekaiju

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Kaiju@thekaiju· 25d

jawbroken @jawbroken
November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone

Kaiju@thekaiju· 29d

Hacking into the mainframe

Kid wearing a big ass 90s VR headset

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jul 4

Also, why don’t *you* clean up some space first on your fat system file, phone?

Phone settings screenshot with a bunch of space taken by iOS and system data

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 25

“Free from loopholes”?

(3) Conduct which—
• (a) is carried out by a person towards an individual with such an intention, but
• (b) is carried out in the course of providing health care services to the individual concerned,
is not a conversion practice unless the person acts in a way that falls far below the standards reasonably expected of a person in their position.

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 17

Gone shopping in spain. Feeling compelled to buy it

Shirt in shop which has an embroidery of a horse with the letters H O S R E

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 9

Retracting my previous post, it seems that the “rainbows everywhere” part was already in the design guidelines and budgeted for. So at least they will be saving on the rainbows

The inside of the Sagrada Família, looking rainbowy and camp af

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 1

Gojira holding a pride flag while Totoro looks on. Happy pride month everyone

Kaiju@thekaiju· May 16

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

Kaiju@thekaiju· May 14

Press releases
Guardian Media Group
announces strategic partnership with OpenAI

Kaiju@thekaiju· Apr 10

Kaiju@thekaiju· Mar 28

Jon Hopkins at the House Against Hate protest rave #banging

Kaiju@thekaiju· Mar 1

Dr Manhattan of The Watchmen saying Cállate gringo

Kaiju@thekaiju· Dec 28

Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

Scatman Joh - Scatman’s World

Kaiju@thekaiju· Nov 26

I’m pretty much David Attenborough early morning

A London fox having a poo at 6am

Kaiju@thekaiju· Sep 27

Will you be announcing any new games?

Kaiju@thekaiju· Sep 12

My god you’re on fire here

Podcast script for part 2:

“serving the models got cheaper?
If you do, I don't know how you possibly put your trousers on every morning without cutting yourself in half.”

Ed got their arses

Kaiju@thekaiju· Sep 2

I’ve looked up the origin of seppo and the result has obliterated me

Dictionary

seppo l'sapar |
noun (plural seppos or plural seppoes)

Australian English informal, often derogatory

an American person: did you hear how loud that seppo was on the train? | [as modifier]: Happy Thanksgiving to all our seppo friends.

ORIGIN
1980s: abbreviation of septic tank, rhyming slang for Yank.

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jul 27

Woman yelling at cat meme, with the cat half removed

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 29

They’ve done a real Jurassic Park? Have they not learnt anything?

Bus stop ad for Jurassic World: The Experience. Many people will die

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 20

Matt Hancock fully dressed in white at a corporate party. He looks like a sex tourist

Scene from Giri/Haji. Japanese detective in the office on the phone. Caption: [in japanese]: He looks like a fucking sex tourist

Kaiju@thekaiju· Jun 9

Hell yeah

Kaiju@thekaiju· Apr 12

Going to a gig in 2025 (meta edition)

Kaiju@thekaiju· Apr 3

Bethnal Green

The face of Luigi Mangione painted on a wall and surrounded by other graffiti

Kaiju@thekaiju· Mar 30

This is most interesting

Black and white cat loafing on a bed with little plastic hands, finding the video most interesting

Kaiju@thekaiju· Mar 1

Looking longingly at the strong men running world events 🥰

Kawaii guillotine with blushing manga eyes, on a colourful starry background. Text says “feed me, senpai!”

Kaiju@thekaiju· Feb 28

“What a sad little life, Jane”

Kaiju@thekaiju· Dec 16

After reading the first paragraph ("I’ve tried to work out why everything digital feels so broken") I said to myself 'wouldn't it be funny to summarise Ed's newsletter using this Apple Intelligence that has been shoved into my devices?'... and the results are SPECTACULAR

The first paragraph of Ed Zitron's newsletter about the state of the digital world. Next to it, Apple Intelligence tried to summarise it but it returns the error "Writing Tools aren't designed to work with this type of content". AI doesn't like to be criticised.

Kaiju@thekaiju· Nov 30

Barcelona cat Catcelona

Silly ginger cat on a Barcelona street sitting in front of a white wall

Kaiju@thekaiju· Nov 9

Me: Stephen is being silly here, this surely can’t be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE🔥🔥

Real promo artwork with the three creators/human disappointments holding Prime bottles on a red background and the text ‘created by the creators’. Ugh.

Kaiju@thekaiju· Oct 19

Queen Moo deng biting a leg of a non-dengist