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Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· 28d

Try having a cattle dog. We’ve been together for 10 years now but I had to learn to fight for my rights a long time ago.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jul 16

I am still worried about this child. Someone has made her more misunderstood than ever by this description. Dammit.

Picture of Peppermint Patty in sandals, black track shirts and a green shirt she has
Brown slightly messy hair and she is waving

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jul 15

My horoscope told a lie. I’ve had an awful day at my dead end job. I should refer to it as a horrorscope bit maybe it’s just the dead end job.

A Toyota branded weaving machine. It makes different materials. This one uses fine gauze which is sent to Retailers of gauze. It sucks. It’s a dead end job but my father always said make a dollar and if you can’t make a dollar make 50 cents so here I am.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jul 8

This was sent to me because I have one that looks more like the meme than yours

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jul 8

He always looks just like his mother to me. Ugh.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jul 4

It’s Caturday as well as Independence Day here in the US. This old man is all tight like a crab today.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jun 17

Please look at these fools. I wouldn’t dress up like this even on Halloween. They are walking around like this. It is a cult.

A couple dressed in flag and MAGA hats and woman has on yoga pants one leg is stars the other leg is red and white striped and a shirt that says make America great again. Both are wearing sunglasses. The photo was taken near the algae covered reflecting pool and in the distance you can see the Washington Monument

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jun 7

This sweet and crazy dog doesn’t like frozen blueberries and she eats everything; except of course frozen blueberries. She takes a bite and then lets it fall out of her mouth like a toddler.

Full face photo of a large dog with a square-ish head with quasi floppy ears that are black; her face is almost four colors with black and white being predominant. The area of her nose is dappled gray and white and there is brown on the sides of her snout. Her eyes are dark brown almost black and the hair around them are black with two small spots of brown at the area of whiskers at her eye. She is sitting in front of a sofa covered in beige and blue.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Jun 3

This was the moon last night right before I went into work. I thought it fairly good with my phone camera. No filters

Photo in mostly sepia tones of the almost full moon as it appeared on June 2, 2026 at 11:42 pm. There are floods illuminated above and below it and outlines of trees in black at the bottom of the photo.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· May 19

Most recent cat photo

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· May 15

Hello does anyone know what kind this guy is? I found him in my house and I think he is beautiful and looks like wood, and I’m afraid my cat may hurt him or maybe has already? I need help on how to get him back outside without hurting him/her. Okay…go!

A photo of a brown moth that looks like a cross cut of a piece of wood. He is on a beige wall.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· May 11

I want it! I can just put it in my car

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· May 1

For once in a long while I’ve got a sign that my luck may be about to change. There’s an old wives’ tale that when you see a ladybug (the more the better) your life or luck will soon be changing. I’ll take it. Don’t @ me if it’s not a correct species.

Photo of a white background with a
nickel plated side of a door knob seen on the right hand side (when one faces the photo) on the doorknob is a 🐞 with red background and black spots, also known as a ladybug in the US and a ladybird in the UK. Don’t come at me if it’s not a certain species

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Apr 20

Start of the week. Ugh.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Apr 15

I cannot believe that JD Vance has the hubris to scold the POPE about matters of theology and respectfulness. This Guy Liner has got to go. He is a farce.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Apr 14

I see your face and raise you a resting fabric loom face

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 31

Is it me or does this picture look like someone is under the desk and doing the hand gestures, like the Swedish Chef on the Muppets?

Photo of the current president of the United States and he is holding up some very large hands and it appears as though they are not his own tiny hands. Flags are behind his enormous square shaped head

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 30

Contemplating evil…

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 28

My current view. She’s been like this for an hour. This dog is the weirdest and the greatest thing to happen to me.

A brown, tan, black and white dog sitting on a sofa covered in blue and yellow. The dog curiously has a blue fish in her mouth. You can see one tooth and the mouthful is causing her jowls to protrude upwards.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 24

I see your handsomeness and add my own

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 18

That’s what I need—start a scream club. Maybe I’d feel better. For 10 minutes.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 14

Earl Gravy, Viscount of Cranston Proper, wishes all you knaves a happy Caturday. #caturday

A photo of a steel gray British shorthair cat with amber eyes and short ears and a small shortened nose and long white whiskers. He has “the grumpy cat look”. His arm and paw are extended over the top of a beige and royal blue floral etching printed fabric cushion. He is looking straight at the camera.

Mayor of Nowheresville 📎@thekasey· Mar 14

You have to pay to renounce your citizenship. This may have been in place for years but what an odd thing. Seems like something stupid 47 designed to give Melania some shoe money.