Law Offices of Jock and Strap

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Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· 16d

New profile piccie

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· 21d

my medication got sent to the wrong pharmacy after I spent all weekend without it

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Jun 24

I don't dislike Ragatha she's great but I DO dislike how having her so strongly in my results reveals my still remaining people pleasing tendencies 💀

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 18

I hated how I did the lighting originally but I’m not good w procreate yet lol

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 17

Chronic fatigue

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 16

Friends :3

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 15

Messing around in procreate and testing a fursona design 😄

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 10

Bubble doodle :3 Not a huge fan of procreate so far but maybe I'm just getting used to it :3 #tadc #bubbletadc

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 6

A doodle of Angel while I get used to procreate <3 My pen decided to shit itself in the middle of drawing and just stopped working so I did most of this with my finger LOL (tagging this as season 2 since technically his outfit is a spoiler) #hazbinhotel #angeldust #hazbinhotels2

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Aug 23

We're deciding a middle name for our youngest cat Habanero (Nicknames include Habi, Hobbes, Habistank, baby stink) if anyone wants to chime in with suggestions. Other names for our cats include Naruto Throckmorton and Resin Rigatoni (AKA Mr. Bonk) .

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Aug 17

My spiritual beliefs have been on a bit of a journey of their own lately but either way I hope he's with his brother Nart safely and happily.

A large black cat with green eyes and a white "locket" patch sitting on a blue cat tree and looking out the window

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Jul 27

My blood lab results are NORMAL AAAHHHH

Kermit from "A Muppet Christmas Carol" with the caption [screams internally]

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Jul 25

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· May 22

I have normal discord conversations with @boca-al-lupo.bsky.social and @radiodvst.bsky.social

discord screenshot with an icon of a person with a moss ball for a head with gold earrings. The display name says "Moss" with a pumpkin emoji. The message says "I fucking love onion rings and giant cocks."

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· May 18

I made a meme lol

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· May 6

This drawing 😅 I think I based it off of one of his expressions in the pilot in limo scene but I made it like, cutesy

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· May 6

Omg hi y'all

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· May 4

My husband and I flirt totally normally

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Mar 13

I'm #transgender and visible heeeey (Yes my hair just does this 🤷)

A white person with dimples and gold rimmed cat eye glasses smiling at the cameras in a black T-shirt. The person has brown eyes and black hair in a short style that is lightly wavy and excessively fluffy.

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Mar 11

Are people still doing artist vs icon? I'm late to it but I didn't have a recent photo and it took me forever to get one 😅 I don't usually wear pink but I love this Kirby shirt #artistvsicon #artistsona

A white person sitting at a 3/4 angle smiling down at the camera. The person has short wavy light brown hair that has a white and black paisley printed headband in it. The person is wearing large gold rimmed cat eye eye glasses, wide gold hoop earrings, pink and black eye makeup, burgundy lipgloss and a light pink t shirt with yellow Japanese lettering (both kanji and hiragana). The person is sitting on a bed in front of a window with white blinds and a blue curtain. There is a black bookcase in the background.

A digital drawing of a person's artist sona. The sona is a humanoid body with a moss ball for a head with burnt orange makeup and freckles and gold hoops. The sona has light green skin and the moss ball is darker green. The sona is wearing a black T-shirt and 3/4 length fishnet sleeves. The sona is against a purple gradient background.

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Feb 17

ALSO this is my hand clit behold

A white persons hand with long fingers against a shadowed red background. The focus is on the person's nails which are fake nails in dark blue holo except for the ring finger which is a white holo. The picture puts focus on the middle and pointer fingers. There is greenish bubbles on the ring finger and a white pearl on the middle finger. The person is wearing a silver claddagh ring (pointed outwards indicating marriage.)

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Feb 17

I did my nails! I went for a mermaid vibe but I think I ended up with "seaside trinket shed" LOL but it's fine they're cute. I'm def out of my comfort zone with all the blue but I don't mind it since it's mermaid and holo 😌

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Dec 29

Fuck yeah I wish people would find some whimsy

Screenshot of a uquiz result page:
Your Result
crack treated seriously
a certified silly good, you wish everyone could chill out and find some fucking whimsy!

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Dec 29

I had the great pleasure of doing this piece for @vencafe.bsky.social for #radioapplegiftexchange2024 ! I love magic shows and I loved getting to draw these two putting on a show! #radioapple #hazbinhotel

A digital drawing of Alastor form Hazbin Hotel in neon color scheme holding a top hat and holding Lucifer in his snake form standing on stage in front of a banner that says "The Amazing Magical Alastor (The Radio Demon) Wow! And Lucifer Too I Guess". The spotlight is green and the stage lights are magenta.

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Dec 28

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Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Dec 5

Idk what I was expecting for my Spotify wrapped but Hazbin soundtrack and then Hozier and Chappell Roan makes like a lot of sense bc that's p much all I listen to on repeat. This is actually my first time doing this so yaaay

Spotify Wrapped List for TheKegelElf 1. Loser Baby 2. Poison Hazbin Hotel Original Soundtrack 3. Happy Day In Hell- Hazbin Hotel OST 4. Hell Is Forever 5. Too Sweet (Hozier) 6. Wash It Clean (Caleb Hyles) 7. Red Wine Supernova (Chapell Roan) 8. Hell's Greatest Dad

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 23

when you decide to be brave (stupid) and read that one untagged fanfic that sounds really interesting

Fruit by the foot box that's edited to say "The Foot" "Foot Flavored Snacks" "Chewy! Flaky! Delicious" ! Wart in Every Box!" "NO Artificial Flavors| Gluten Free" "6 -0.75 oz (21g) per toe net wt 4.5 oz (128g)" The fruit by the foot is edited to be a light flesh color and there are feet and toes scattered on the box.

Three pikmins (left yellow, blue, and right red) surrounding a yellow dome of liquid with a top caption in yellow lettering stating "PISS!". The red pikmin is drinking from the dome.

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 20

Omg I love stuff like this This is my first pride after coming out as trans! I was super excited and went all out with my makeup. This was 2015 iirc

A white person with short feathered black hair and brown eyes standing in front of a tree smiles at the camera. The person is wearing metallic blue lipstick, bright blue eyeliner, pink eyeliner, and bright white eyeshadow. The person has metallic gold and silver butterfly temporary tattoos along their neck and cheek. They are wearing a black tank top and a long black leather cord necklace.

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 15

Fizzarolli to Blitz like every other episode

Brittney Matthews from Most Popular Girls in School a barbie with curly blonde hair and blue eyes turned stage left with her head tilted to the right. She is wearing a pink cheerleading uniform. On screen the subtitles say "Is it crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?"

Law Offices of Jock and Strap@thekegelelf· Nov 14

Omg I forgot to get on my computer (long day) but I checked and you can access it from your phone!! I didn't know that :0