Ted Heller
@thellernyc
Poetaster, chanteuse, Old World artisan, raconteur, flambeur, roustabout, God's gift to womankind, deity-loathing atheist, your worst nightmare become flesh, and ultimately the Conscience of America.
What's everyone complaining about? My Trump Phone arrived and it's great.
Breaking news: Dak Prescott has been writing Trump's Truth Social posts...
1. Trump is an idiot. 2. Trump is a moron. 3. Trump is a stooge. 4. Trump is an imbecile. 5. Trump is dumb. 6. Epstein.
Really looking forward to the Todd Blanche-Ghislaine Maxwell meeting...
Love this scene from the director's cut of "The Godfather," when Luca Brasi's mentally defective brother soils his diaper at the wedding, and Svetlana Brasi, his daughter, gives Sonny a secret handjob.
Trump has just fired the head of the prestigious Kennedy Fried Chicken Center and named himself the new chef/chief.