Be interesting to see which, if any, of the coaching staff stick around. One assumes Mad Dog has shushed his last physio in an #nufc tracksuit.

😂 am i an itk now?

Don't worry...Swiss football...we have influence...

spurs breaking their transfer record to sign an nufc midfielder you say...

pausa de hidratación

Hydration break #enggha

I'm sure it will be fine if every selling club knows we have £180m cash and are desperate for a good news story...

Melania meeting the king dressed a a Dark Souls mini boss is fantastic behaviour

Love to stare stoically at the living God in my 'PLBLRAT' hat

#nufc barca line up according to the bbc, lewandowski starting again...

YouTube edits are getting serious... #editing #postproduction

BBC websites gone mad. 25mins of injury time and still playing! #nufc

To be fair Tanya might have done a better job yesterday... #nufc

Last season we put in a foul performance against Brentford then went on a 9 game winning run...#nufc

'Hey Elon, put your phone down it's lunchtime on Christmas Day. Who you messaging anyway?'

A lot of money spent on forwards who struggle to hit the target let alone score... #nufc

For perspective, if Steve Bruce had remained in charge for the last 4 years and maintained his win percentage (29%) his total wins for nufc would be 83.

Been some high profile robberies in Europe recently but £55m for this fella is the most audacious heist of the lot.

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

'We're counting them down...'

The Vigorous Marvin shareholders win again! Truly 'building better, more Canadian worlds'.

More than a touch of the Howard Moon's about Wor Nick...

Half a billion spent, premier league champions, just signed the best striker in Europe and they are working themselves into a tizz miserably imagining what Nick Pope thinks about Luke Edwards latest piece. Genuinely baffling, surely got better/more fun things to do???

Simon Hooper walking out to ref the game at SJP on Monday night #nufc

They don't know what the word 'innately' means do they?

£50million pounds better apparently. NUFC couldn't sell the idea of Christmas to 6 year olds at the moment.

'Hi, we're here to negotiate transfers on behalf of nufc...'

"They've still gotta sell Darwin Nunez to someone...' #nufc

This is Lady Macbeth's 'Out, out damn spot!' speech google translated into Trumpian word salad.

Great to have competition for places, hopefully will drive our current set piece coach to achieve new levels of shithousery...