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Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 12d

I'm begging, as we hurtle towards the apocalypse, can someone help me find the May Parker glasses frame? I have been needing them for 8 years and now that we're doing the re-watch, I need them even more. (*Whispers* even if they only look good on Marisa Tomei)

Woman with long dark hair, gold holds a phone to her ear. She is smiling and wearing a white and blue striped shirt (the woman is actress Marisa Tomei playing May Parker in a still from the movie Spider-Man Far From Home)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 16d

The amount of envy I have for her thick, wavy styled perfect-shade-of-New-Wave-Green shag...I would absolutely give up both pinkie fingers if the trade was for this hair. Apologies to anyone with colorblindness seeing this post. But the green is very important

Various shades of green shown with their names
Top Row (L to R):
Bright Green, Neon Absinthe, Acid Green
2nd Row (L to R):
New Wave Green, Atomic Sea Green, Hot Green
3rd Row (L to R):
Lakeside Green, Phosphorescent Green. Spring
Last Row (L to R):
Go Green, Electric Green, Vivid Green

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 17d

Oh wait!!! Obviously these 2 together as well, the couple that shaped a generation it turns out! I do prefer their looks in The Mummy Returns. Rachel gets to wear some heavy eyeliner Brendan seems even more roguish

Woman with dark hair and a dark shirt and man in a white, dirty button up with a leather holster stand against a gold pillar. A still from the 2001 film The Mummy Returns

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 17d

I always immediately go to these 2 - specifically in these roles / moments but certainly there are many, many more:

Man with dark hair in a buzzcut wearing flannel zip shirt over a dark blue open button up which is layered over a white tee shirt - it's a still of Keanu Reeves from 1994's Speed, playing Jack Traven

Screenshot of a man on a rickety wooden bridge. The man is facing the camera with a sword in his right hand. His dirty, tan shirt is torn open and the right sleeve is missing. He's wearing a dark brown fedora and has a leather strap across his chest. It is a still from the movie Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Harrison Ford is Indiana Jones

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 18d

Today I was made aware that Rami Malek has a twin brother who looks like he should be named Chet Malone

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 19d

And this is the cast currently listed...i feel like I'm having an aneurysm

Screenshot from IMDB listing the cast for a movie called Ebenezer: A Christmas Carol. There are pictures of 3 men and one woman with dark hair. Text shows
Johnny Depp-Scrooge
Sam Claflin - Fred
Ian McKellen - Jacob Marley
Daisy Ridley

Director:Ti West
Writers: Charles Dickens and 1 other
All cast & crew

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 20d

We have watched Spider-Man 3 again and this is still one of the most diabolical moments in it and it makes me laugh every time

Still of a moment in Spider-Man 3 (2007) where a red-headed woman in a white button up shirt and black tie (Mary Jane Watson, played by Kirsten Dunst) is looking at the camera with a scared expression. The text at the bottom is from a news chiron and reads "Mary Jane Watson Former Broadway Star"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 22d

This is what happens when you're literally anointed as an infant & the torch is ready to be passed. Argentina's last 3 games were won seemingly on magic (and assistive calls) but the magic runs out eventually. Congrats to Spain on winning the World Cup that ran out of juice 2 weeks ago

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 24d

The night before we see the Odyssey I did want to revisit The Iliad so...here we are

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· 25d

I just don't want us pretending like the classics haven't already been told:

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jul 5

There was a moment in time where Willem Dafoe and Daryl Hall were indistinguishable. What a time it was

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jul 4

When your country's in governmental shambles, and you don't have Universal Healthcare or Basic Income and billionaires own your future and are going to build data centers on the cemeteries of your ancestors and yet, it's Hot Dog and Macaroni salad day!

2 men in the water smiling (scene from Jaws -1975)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jun 26

They interviewed Owen Wilson on Telemundo and he quoted Tim McGraw and - you know it was just a lil' piece of World Cup magic

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jun 23

Wim Wenders and Robby Muller, you sonsofbitches

(still from the movie Paris, Texas (1984) man holding a phone in front of a one-sided mirror so you can see the woman on the other side, her hands up against the mirror

(still from the movie Paris, Texas (1984)
A woman in a pink sweater sits with her hands crossded, an orange couch with gold pillow and and orange curtain hanging over her left shoulder and on her right side is a small table with a old-model intercom, a lamp and a red phone

(still from the movie Paris, Texas (1984)
Two small blue cabins with striping under the roof with a windmill and water tank under a clear blue sky. A blue car with a door open and 2 men stand outside the cabin closest to the camera

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jun 17

Had John Boorman directed a sequel I’ve no doubt that’s the vision - it’s 1985, Arthur’s reincarnated with no idea who he is until he & his biker gang get waylaid in the English countryside & a journey to fix their bikes leads to the sword’s discovery - Merlin’s a bartender - these are their helmets

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jun 3

Also, I think we've passed the window for Pedro Pascal to play Rick Danko - but damn, Hollywood leaving money on the table - still time for Amanda Seyfried to play Joni Mitchell though

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Jun 3

Tonight's Viewing: 1978's The Last Waltz - a true masterpiece. Scorsese loves The Band and they, in turn love the music. I'm the most boring of all people and cry when Mavis Staples takes on her verse in The Weight and delight in an inebriated Van Morrison doing Molly Shannon kicks offstage

Man with long dark hair and a beard (Richard Manuel) lays back against a couch with one leg up

Man (Rick Danko of the group The Band) with dark hair wearing a grey hat, blue gingham shirt and beige overcoat

Man in a denim jacket with short wavy hair (Levon Helm of the Band) leans over to light a cigarette

Man in a hat and denim jacket (Levon Helm of the Band) and man in a leather jacket and light button up shirt (Robbie Robertson of the Band) in front of a stone wall with a projection of thr New York skyline behind them

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· May 30

Tonight we watched a movie that Imve begun to love more and more with each passing year. When I was younger, it didn't seem to enthrall me as much, the older I get, the more I have come to believe it contains a decent amount of the whole human experience. Pop-Pop Spielberg did not miss with this one

Man with salt and pepper hair wearing sunglasses and a scarf (Francois Truffaut in Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

Devils Tower (a butte / rock formation in Wyoming) in front of a starry sky with a runway in front of it

A large spaceship withe glowing red lights hovers over Devils Tower and the runway

The large spaceship has rotated so that now it looks like a small city is hovering over Devils Tower. The lighting has changed from red to blue

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· May 29

Watched Sorcerer for the 1st time - I understand now that I've underestimated Friedkin - he's a true mad man. That movie is diabolical (complimentary) - also see now how many cinema children Sorcerer spawned & why. Scheider signing on to this 2 years after Jaws?!? These men were true cinema fiends

Backlit truck with 2 headlights and 3 lights on top lit, a man hangs off of the left passenger sode door

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· May 22

Tonight's Viewing: Marathon Man (1976) - First viewing; only knew of the dental torture scene. Also, always thought Max von Sydow played the Laurence Olivier role - apologies to Max & Larry. Seeing Dustin Hoffman shirtless and-as the Brits would say-fit made me uncomfortable (complimentary)

Dark-haired man on a bicycle with his legs up. He'a shirtless and wearing pajama pants and socks. Behind him is a large semi truck

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· May 5

Honestly, if I had ever written anything this funny, I would have probably hung it up after that

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· May 4

On this #MayThe4th another reason to love Carrie Fisher...she spent 6 months doctoring the script for The Wedding Singer ...a true princess and truly missed, just the best

Woman with dark hair, wearing a blue blazer and white shirt (promotional photo of the actress, Carrie Fisher)

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Apr 30

Me showing up to the Pizza Hut to claim my free Book It Program Personal Pan

Man in a red hat, grey tee shirt and red hoodie carrying a skateboard over his shoulder. Text reads "How do you do, fellow kids"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Apr 29

Sometimes the most comforting thing about the "What are we watching (while the world burns)?" films that @popnpizza.bsky.social has programmed is that there's always someone having a worse day than me. For example, tonight's entry was The Conversation, and brother, Harry Caul had a coupla ROUGH days

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Apr 25

Watched Serpico (a banger & so far, my fave Pacino performance) but someone please tell me what the hat budget was on this film?!Serpico shows up dresssed as a rabbi & a- uhm *procurer* - in back to back scenes & i wondered if Fletch was riffing on this. Also fantastic garden apartment & sheep dog

Man with dark hair and a mustache wearing a large beige hat, silver necklace, white tee shirt and zip sweatshirt. - it's a scene of Al Pacino in the film Serpico

Man with dark hair and a full mustache and beard wearing a white fisherman's hat, silver necklace, and tie-dye shirt. He's holding an envelope. - it's a scene of Al Pacino in the film Serpico

Two men in hats stand next to each other. One man has shiort hair, no facial hair and a blue plaid shirt. The other man has dark hair and a full beard wearing a red buffalo plaid hat, green army jacket and red and white plaid shirt. - it's a scene of Al Pacino in the film Serpico

Man with dark hair and a full beard wearing a blue beanie, denim button up and navy pea coat - it's a scene of Al Pacino in the film Serpico

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Apr 24

We watched Executive Action (1973) and it's fascinating especially in the context that it's only 10 years after the JFK assassination. Lays the cobblestones for the road that Stone will pave about 2 decades later. It *somehow* ends on an even crazier note than JFK and features this screenshot

Photo of a man with dark hair wearing a jacket and tie. The red text reads "Daniel Botsford Died April 2, 1965 Karate Chop

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Apr 11

Tonight's viewing was The Godfather. I mean, there's nothing to say that hasn't been said before but for me, Sonny beating up a top-toer villain in Carlo is cathartic. Once the garbage can lid gets involved I reach viewer nirvana.

Man in a light button down shirt and grey vest punches another man against a wall with a poster behind him. The poster is an illustration of a woman smoking a cigarette. The photo depicts scene from The Godfather of Sonny beating up Carlo

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Mar 31

Anybody know what happened to this guy?

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Mar 28

Tonight's Viewing

2 men walking down a New York City sidewalk. The man on the left is in a 3 piece cobalt blue suit, wearing a black hat, carrying a black cane and the man on the right is wearing a light grey suit, holding a trench coat over his left arm and carrying a brown briefcase in his right hand. The scene is from the 1967 film "The Producers"

Your Friendly Neighborhood Shambolic Bitch@themileagehoney· Mar 27

Tonight's Viewing