Mr. Spam Likely himself

@themonstermensch

he/him. Single issue voter (4k A Goofy Movie release). Death to AI. Icon by @doggamn.bsky.social

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Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· 24d

"Loud pipes save lives"

The motorcyclist from Death Note who shows up and eats shit. He's got a smug grin and sunglasses on at night.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Jul 12

The Grim Reaper knocking on doors meme. The first door reads "Mitch McConnell", the second is "Lindsey Graham", the third and final door is "Oh, you know".

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Jun 26

Squidward saying "Oh no, he's hot!" but the word "hot" has been crudely scribbled over and replaced with the word "cute"

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Jan 31

Human artists! use only one piece to convince people to follow you!

A poorly rendered pixel art depiction of a stick figure with scissors for a head as well as scissors for hands. His lopsided eyes look angry.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Jan 22

Titlecard for "The Return of the King" poorly photoshopped to read "The Return of the Queen"

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Dec 24

Lamps for days (and nights). My more talented partner helped me make this little animation.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Dec 17

Meet Jedward Scissorshead. It's rare to nail a new artistic medium on your first try but I think this is undeniably a masterpiece. Alt: A crudely drawn pixel stick figure with scissors both for hands and for a head. His scissor mouth opens and closes, inexplicably taking his lopsided eyes with him.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Nov 28

At this time of year I hope we all take a moment to appreciate the best Thanksgiving joke ever televised

Two screenshots from King of the Hill. Dale Gribble looks over his shoulder and innocently asks John Redcorn "Hey, do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?" John Redcorn replies, deadpan: "We did. Once."

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Nov 23

A movie that takes place where you're from

A poster for the 1992 film Of Mice and Men. George and Lennie walk toward the camera in a farm.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Aug 27

I love fandom.com :)

fandom.com's "One Wiki to Rule them All". Intrusive ads from every direction of the screen only leave a small space for the actual wiki.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Aug 24

Jane Lynch in Glee saying "I am going to create a hypothetical that is so bad faith"

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Jun 5

I feel like we're all forgetting about this gem. If they can come back from this they can come back from anything.

Truth Social post by @realDonaldTrump reading "When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocketships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless, and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, ‘drop to your knees and beg,’ and he would have done it..."

A photo shows Donald Trump smiling behind his desk. Elon Musk is standing next to him vacantly with his hands by his side.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· May 6

Two stills from the television show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The first showing Dee speaking to Mac Charlie and Dennis though Mac and Dennis are offscreen and only the back of Charlie's head is visible. The text reads "how do three men in their 30s not have 3 dolls between them?", where "3 dolls" is poorly edited over the original text.

The second shows a reverse angle with Mac Charlie and Dennis, whose heads have been replaced with JD Vance, Trump, and Elon Musk, responding to Dee who is mostly off camera. Text reads
"They're--
The economy is in shambles."

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· May 6

God these people are all just so insufferable.

Excerpt from WIRED article: '“Your bigoted lies and smears of a cabinet member and your story fomenting hinduphobia is noted,” wrote Henning in response to a follow-up question about the probability of Gabbard’s password containing the same name she was reportedly received into Science of Identity Foundation with, given her denials that she has ever been affiliated with the group. “This was well litigated during her confirmation hearing so congrats on being about 6 months late to this story. Great job.”'

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Mar 17

This is going to ruin the tour

Chuck Schumer's face poorly photoshopped onto Justin Timberlake's body as he leaves holding after his DUI.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Feb 19

Two stills from The Simpsons: in the first Martin Prince is putting up a poster that reads "The Resistance Never Stops" in neat writing. In the second Bart Simpson has proudly put up his own version of the poster in messy handwriting.

Mr. Spam Likely himself@themonstermensch· Feb 16

Beta male: "Hey babe... I know it's been rough with your dad in the hospital. Don't worry about dinner tonight, I'll take care of it." Alpha male: "Where's my mac n' cheese?"