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23 they/she, no honorifics please. Forklift Certified I am in the middle of Canada @TheOneCode_ on twitter, TheOneCodes on GitHub, @TheOneCode pretty much everywhere else. I have swiped that username since 2013.

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Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jun 8

Me in a week and a half:

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 20

people are so irritating, all cats have different personalities. 2 girl cats at home, one is a much bigger snuggler than the other. Steve... Oh Steve... He is a huge cuddler but suddenly will fight you without warning.

A Brown long haired tabby cat and a grey on white short haired cat. Sister's relaxing together on a tower.

Stevie, tuxedo cat, lounging on a couch ready to attack.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 16

Ain't that apparent...

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Feb 13

At least this one was only 1 employee's email that was compromised. Probably a successful phishing campaign.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Nov 26

Ok, sure... Apparently I've been added to a "Transphobia" moderation list.

A listifications message informs me that I have been added to a moderation list titled "Transphobia", which seems to be filled with other transgender people...

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Aug 20

I am minutes away from finding out what the fuck a "fancy grade" apple juice is.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jul 26

Found this at a thrift store for $1 (please ignore the messy hair :p)

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jul 25

Today's mood:

A frozen frame from a video of a bunny jumping into a garbage bin.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jul 3

🄻 + 🅁 + Ⓐ ?

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jun 4

Dang

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jun 4

Deltarune whenever steam feels like working

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Jun 4

Shit, ok. I thought it'd be 25 bucks

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· May 16

Why do these 3 dollar blue light glasses work so well...

In my car with a pair of blue light filter glasses on.
They are square with faux brown horned colour (like brown and black marbled)

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 30

100% just needs a row of these bad boys

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 17

Was about to reply about no phone I own having this feature, but apparently it's just off by default! Enabling this now.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 10

Can 12 of my closest friends lend me $1000 CAD???

A screenshot Namecheap domain search page. The site el.la is available for $12,060 Canadian dollars.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 10

What now?

A Google search for "monospace entry form word".
There is a suggestion for "word form [seemingly garbled text which seems to translate to "how to answer" in Burmese, the language of Myanmar]

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 9

Thank you Outlook, very cool.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 3

Both sisters have polydactyly, but she has more of them :3

Brown fluffy tabby cat is posed tummy up, paws spread. She has too many fingers.

The same cat is next to her sister, a short haired white and grey cat. They both have too many fingers.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Apr 3

One of my cats have nearly that many, haven't counted in a while.

Brown medium hair tabby kitten with huge mitten paws (extra fingers), the photo is from 2017.

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Mar 28

Oh cool a new one, "ban"

Ella (huge mess)🐇@theone· Mar 28

This is the kind that I had. 4 year old me was very peaved that they all appeared to be 1 way roads (based on the regional line colours) and didn't have yellow lines for 2 way traffic.