Swan Ronson
@theotherswanson
It made sense when I was on that other site, LOL. But yes, hello, finally BlueSky is live for everyone 😁, looking forward to a much more Nazi free social media app.
This may sound absolutely looney and out of pocket for me to say...but I'd lowkey be a bit egotistical about all of this bullshit like "wow, trans joy is SO powerful that an entire political party spent all of its energy trying to stop little ol me, huh?" I'm doubling down on my trans joy, then.
Did...was I responsible for this, LOL I mean hey, mission successful I guess 😭😂; I legitimately have no idea what you guys got out of those terrible He-Man trailers, sorry not sorry.
Sorry, Imma have to interrupt this meme to get y'all to stop trying to lying to me about this 2009 ass Jared Leto movie.
Guns are dangerous to kids, but we're still in no rush to ban those anytime soon. Or even to provide basic protection against them.
Shrek became everything that it used to make fun of, good Lord this looks fucking atrocious. I will never take any of y'alls "Disney Bad" complaints seriously ever again if you spend a single dime on this two pack of ass.
I'm moving to Maine tomorrow and voting for Platner just to spite you personally.
Nancy Mace is crashing out after her brutal primary loss, cover your noses, y'all!
Woof, that ratio 💀 And here's to one more to the pile, well deserved, buddy.
Only wanting to bring up the white American names is on brand for you #ResistLib types. But if we DO want to keep it local, only by the grace of God is Mahumad alive. ICE didn't just show up in 2026.
All of this literally happened under Biden and would've continued under Kamala, or any other wishy washy Democrat that you guys prefer since they all merely just kick the can down the road instead of dealing with the core root of things.
BlueSky really can afford to lighten the fuck up sometimes. Contributing to people's doom scrolling isn't helping either. I know Adam Ellis denounced the meme, but fuck it, we're bringing it back anyways:
Wow who could've possibly seen this coming 🤯, except for literally everyone else but these snake oil suckers.
Hey remember when we had two chances to get rid of Henry Cuellar but kept voting for him instead of Jessica Cisneros because "she couldn't win" in a safe blue district 😃😃😃😃😃 We always have plenty of chances to primary all the people that BlueSky hates, but y'all never do.
At least predetermined wrestling squashes are entertaining. They'll never be Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan 💀✌️🥀
So we're gonna milk this bullshit to death until everyone is COMPLETELY sick of it, huh? Alright fine, don't learn from Frozen's mistakes once you get to your own sequel, KPDH
Ignore it anyways and dare them to do something about it. How many court orders have Republicans wiped their asses with, again? Can we at least pretend to read the fucking room already and act accordingly?
I'm just glad that people can finally stop giving us shit for firing this cheater (pun intended)
Just with the Nazi rhetoric 🤗 Keep it off your body, I don't like the visual reminders that my party loves ICE Gestapo and is ethnically cleansing the Middle East, geez how rude! Pic unrelated.
Glad to see y'all taking your duty as the Fourth Estate seriously. Hardy. Fucking. Harrrrrrrrrr... 🙄