Yup, you certainly can't say that.

Right, thats it, I've peaked at Bluesky for today.

Lol, could they not bring themselves to print her name?

Conversation with my mate, 10 mins into the game. We are so predictable. Bottle ut when it counts every time.

Not sure how you come back from this to be honest.

There is no point to Scottish football. Even when a team is in 1st place for 36 weeks of the season, they still can't stop one of Celtic or occasionally Rangers. An absolute binfire.

That's one hell of a ceasefire...

Hope the elephant's feet are OK.

What do you mean? She's clearly telling the tru...

The cruelest of all April Fools. Damn you Tunnocks!

Spurs are reminding me so much of Moshiri's Everton at the moment. Lots of below average players of long contracts - deadwood, fighting relegation, running out of cash, faceless owners and making decisions like this about the manager.

Looking forward to her next article, 'Is David Attenborough Actually A Twat'?

Typhoon flying over Halewood/Speke, another 4 doing night manoeuvres up and down the east coast.

Christ, that can't be real.

Honestly I'm not sold on the lad. Beto/Barry are both terrible, his goals per minutes is extremely similar, he's the same age as Barry. Scored 3 goals across 2.5 years with the Eng u21's. I think we need to be casting our scouting net wider. Delap seems like a very conservative, low risk choice.

Sweet Prince, how I miss thee.

It'll be Jake Paul. Leading to Logan and Jake being a team for a while, being mischievous and then a baby face turn for Logan leading to a brother vs brother match in a couple of Rumble/Sunmerslam's time, probably in Philly again. There you go, 2 years of WWE creative done and dusted.

#efc

Message to @graemeevo.bsky.social this morning...

Lol