It’s on…

…and I’m wearing my Iliad shirt to the Odyssey Guess I should have bought a new shirt

Going to see the Odyssey at Imax in 90 min

Me: “Hey, 4, don’t eat all the blueberries. Make sure to save some for tomorrow!” 4: “Ok!”…

So, I guess the post office has just given up on posting actual prices these days Prices $ $$ $$$

Back to School Book Giveaways! #booksky

The cutest owl that ever pineconed

I now have a 50% chance of lifting the coveted Lego World Cup Bracket Trophy in my work pool

America still flying flags at half mast for Sam Neill RIP

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that ALL [WO]MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL

In case you were wondering what the ticket stub Lincoln was holding when he got Boothed in a booth at the Ford Theater, it looked like this

My 4yo went to the Tim Burton school of illustration Yes, there are two suns Yes, they are both black

Out for a run. Ran out of water and my wife kindly pointed out a water fountain location with this super sexy mappy map diagram

Running is hard

Mood

America burger

How nerdy is your license plate? #startrek #nerd #sf

He’s bringing the circuses, but refuses the people bread. “Now that no one buys our votes, the public has long since cast off its cares; the people … longs eagerly for just two things—-Bread and Circuses!” — Juvenal, Satire X #USA

I took a picture of water See? You can look at it!

I saw a patient who came in one month after he had fallen and broken his hip because he didn’t have insurance For a month his family carried him from the bed to the bathroom One Month His surgery, hospitalization, and rehab will now cost more money because we as a country suck giant monkey balls

I’m usually the biggest nerd in the gym

Rumors of epic Southern California swells are greatly exaggerated.

Insurance companies struggle to find physicians willing to be paid to use their likeness in advertising. It’s quite telling that this pediatrician isn’t even willing to use her last name to limit blowback

Now hiking the Scottish Moors of California

And another beautiful California sunset!

Baby sea lions are pretty cool too

I want to be a sea otter in California

There are no private beaches in California But that doesn’t mean you can’t have privacy

Obesity Hypoventilation Syndrome: Inadequate respiratory effort in patients with OBESITY causing elevated carbon dioxide levels and low blood oxygen This leads to: - Increased heart strain causing LEG SWELLING - DAYTIME SLEEPINESS

The only Trojan horse worthy of a popcorn bucket