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Michael vs. 2026

@thepmann

Boy from Oklahoma, now in New England. Writer of fantasy. Repped by @suddenlyjen.bsky.social of #amrevising Nerd. Neurodivergent. Anti-fascism. Friend to dogs. He/him.

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Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· 23d

Homer and Bart watch Homer's cooked pig vanish over the horizon. Caption: "It's just a little airborne. It's still good. It's still good."

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· 26d

Correct!

Before and after pics of the day Terry Pratchett’s hard drive was destroyed by a steamroller, per his last wishes.

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jul 10

face I'm submitting for my Bluesky verification

MST3K's Mike Nelson, wearing a very '90s backwards baseball cap, holds up a big roll of mints that says "mystos" and makes a goofy, obnoxious face

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jul 8

Orson Welles talking to Johnny Carson

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jul 7

Phoebe attempts to teach Joey to say "I was wrong." He says "I'm the victim here."

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jul 4

Bart Simpson says "What an odd thing to say."

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jun 26

Or Colambo.

Colambo, the muppet lamb detective from Sesame Street. He's a sheep in a trenchcoat.

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jun 11

"Look, Crow, she called us 'good looking and grand in manner'!" "Yeah -- hey, wait a minute!"

Tom Servo and Crow from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jun 11

Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best Excitable boy, they all said

Julie Andrews as Maria singing to the Von Trapp children in The Sound of Music

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jun 9

Stagger Lee, by Derek McCulloch and Shepherd Hendrix. Cover has a Roaring '20s-era hat and revolver, imposed in front of a two-tone image of a black man looking at us over his shoulder.

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jun 5

Ray Smickles, a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses and a medallion on a chain, looks down at the quoted post and says “Daaamn! That answer could use some work!”

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· Jun 4

Society if “Code of Honor” had never aired:

It’s that “futuristicutopian city” meme

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 29

BREAKING: "Our band has always believed that only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace. As such, Dragon Sound will not be performing at the Trump Freedom 250 Event."

Dragon Sound, just some cool guys celebrating their friendship after killing some drug dealers. (The Miami Connection is a weird movie.)

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 29

Just one, but it's forever etched into my brain:

"She was your wife, and she never existed."

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 29

Bonus Preacher page I think of every time I see Stephen Miller's head:

Herr Starr spends nine whole panels looking at his head, which, thanks to an unfortunate scar inflicted by Jesse Custer, now looks like a penis. In the final panel, he says, "Shit."

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 29

Hey guys! Guess who just got yelllled aaat!

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 28

Wait, How Does He Fuck A Pavement Tile?

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 27

Rom from DS9 reading Karl Marx off of a padd: "Workers of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 26

Leliana from the original Dragon Age: Origins trailer. She's just loosed an arrow, and has a look of sly, focused confidence on her face. Whatever she just shot at is about to die.

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 23

Nobody’s Fed Alexander In Weeks

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 22

I’m sorry

The Titties on the Edge of Forever

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 22

Voyager this time, the ship in the lower left corner and the title “Sorry, Folks, It’s A Chakotay Episode”

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 22

A DS9 title card featuring a view of the station and the words “More Ferengi Bullshit This Week”

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 22

Okay, but:

The cover to ALF Annual 1, billing itself as an Evolutionary War tie-in. Meanwhile, ALF has carved his own head into Mount Rushmore.

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone.

A horrible goose with a knife

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 15

Foghorn Leghorn says "What in the, I say, what in the fuck is that shit?"

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 9

Wakko Warner, wearing a white lab coat, about to smack a guy sitting at a computer on the head with a big wooden hammer.

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 8

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

The Adventures of Milo and Otis

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 5

Gonna cheat and use a comic: Spectacular Spider-Man 189 by J.M. DeMatteis and Sal Buscema. A happy Osborn family meal.

Spidey crashes a "family dinner" where an unhinged Harry Osborn has kidnapped his wife, son, and brother-in-law. Not wanting to risk Harry going full-on psychotic, he sits and eats as the "guest of honor".

Michael vs. 2026@thepmann· May 2

Screengrab from the game Disco Elysium. The wall of a dolapidated building has been graffittied with the words “Something beautiful is going to happen.