spot the difference

ikr?? biblically accurate

HOAGIE ROLL has joined the party. Inventory: 1x chew toy. TUTORIAL TIP: Press X to fetch. Hoagie has disabled this control.

“Measure twice cut once” means nothing if you measure it wrong in the first place

“the app isn’t working on my device!!!” the device:

Name that vessel

who else a dewalt girlie

anytime someone says they aren’t a huge fan of maple, I suggest they try to source and try dark/robust maple. most commercially produced maple is “amber” and it’s really sweet. dark maple is less sweet, more sappy. it’s harder to find however.

can i interest you in joining my firm

i think about him a lot

this weekend me and @variousjuices.bsky.social will be driving all of Route 1 in Maine for the 100th anniversary of the US numbered route system. here’s a picture of New Brunswick, Canada from across the St John river.

LFG

Happy 1 year anniversary to when me and @variousjuices.bsky.social picked up this 99 year original Old Town canoe from someone’s yard

fedex proof of delivery photo

Who will win? Left: ex-hunting dog Right: big fat boy

I just sat down in Central Park to drink my coffee and these pigeons starting flashing me. Mamdani has truly destroyed the sanctity of New York

glad midsommar

it’s giving

shoutout to @danielle.bsky.team for being my first group chat screenshot

I see folks are clocking into their shifts

Hoagie has offered you a ball Press A to accept

the feeling was mutual

Unbeknownst to many, Moose is Hoagie’s agent

You have received the Hoagie of shame

hoagie says he has nothing to hide

now's the right time to show off my prized possession: hat signed by kimi and sebastian vettel

Cletus’s first pride month! Ignore the yellow one

not even under anesthesia have i slept this hard