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Public Universal Moron

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29. They/Them. Asexual. AuDHD. Norwegian. The wrong kind of Communist. Born to twink, forced to bear.

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Public Universal Moron@thepum· 1d

"Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy." - Adam Silver

Public Universal Moron@thepum· 1d

What kind of Woke are you?

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 28

One million porta potties.

The aliens from The Orville requesting 500 cigarettes.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 5

Ouroboros consents to having his own body consumed by himself.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· May 28

Yakko from Animaniacs, about to list every country in the world.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· May 23

"Q does a little trolling" as the title of a Star Trek episode.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Apr 8

An uncanny image of a squirrel, featuring a text box reading "Committing Sins."

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Apr 4

The "It goes in the square hole," meme, recreated in the style of Junji-Ito.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Apr 4

Robert Downey Junior in the movie Tropic Thunder, saying "What do you mean, 'you people'?"

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Sep 23

A man stands somewhat ominously, surrounded by analog clocks, all reading "nothing." "Well, would you look at the time," he says.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Sep 20

Person 1: Send da video
Person 2: I haven't even taken them or received anything
Person 1: Send da video

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Aug 29

"Grandma Obtained," written in the Elden Ring font.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Aug 14

Timeline serendipity.

Post one: In front of you sit two guards. One only fucks, while the other only sucks. You may ask one question.

Post two: Fucking and sucking? No, I'm fucking and succeeding.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Aug 8

My Neighbour told me Republicans keep eating his vulnerable minority groups, so I asked how many minorities he has, and he said he just Votes Blue, No Matter Who, and gets a new minority afterwards. So I said it sounds like he's just feeding vulnerable minorities to Republicans, and then his daughter started crying.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jul 21

I'm sorry, I spilled my juice in the Bluesky water supply.

A juice box labelled "Dumb Bitch Juice."

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jul 5

Gosh, I wonder why you feel the need to split hairs on this?

Eric Byler with the labels for Transmisogyny and transphobia.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jul 4

"Man, have you seen what's happening to the gas prices recently?"

Mel Gibson talking to a bloodied Jesus Christ.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 22

I swear to fucking god. What does the word "distraction" even mean any more?

Yup. Another fucking weapons of mass destruction bullshit. Don't forget the Big Beautiful Bill. This is a big distraction

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 21

Can we get much dumber? So du~u~mb.

Chopper from One Piece ugly-crying.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 21

JD Vance Follower

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 20

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 4

"The Dumbest Boy Alive"

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Jun 4

This image was truly prescient.

A cartoon of man with bulging veins all over his head, and somehow his hair, declaring that he's "doing 1000 calculations per second, and they're all wrong."

Public Universal Moron@thepum· May 22

Public Universal Moron@thepum· May 20

They're never beating the allegations.

Bluesky liberals believe in manifesting. In their eyes Joe Biden is only old and decrepit because we call him old and decrepit.
It's why we can't criticise the Democrats. By pointing out how inept they are we're manifesting greater ineptitude.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· May 17

Two astronauts look at the Earth from space. The first astronaut says "wait, the pope's catholic?" The second astronaut, pointing a gun at him from behind, replies "always has been."

Public Universal Moron@thepum· May 16

Some day Martin, some day.

Martin Luther, looking mildly dismayed at the fact that the pope is, once again, Catholic.

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Apr 23

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Mar 28

Michael Bluth, from Arrested Development, looking inside a brown paper bag, which he knows contains something disgusting, before recoiling and saying "I don't know what I expected."

Public Universal Moron@thepum· Mar 28

55% of the paper's readers have engaged in some form of boycott. It's wild to see this kind of distaste for America develop so quickly. Nothing like this happened during Trumps first term, and we already hated his fascist guts back then. 2/2

A survey of Aftenposten readers, asking how many people have boycotted American goods and services.
6% claim to have boycotted all American goods and services.
49% claim to have boycotted everything they find feasible.
17% have not boycotted.
27% have considered a boycott.
2% are undecided.
3998 people responded to the survey.

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