Mousefarts
@therealmousefarts
“Powered by confidence, enthusiasm, and an impeccable mouth-to-work ethic.” 🤓 ANY FLIRTING IS STRICTLY PLATONIC, DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUS. ENJOY IT! Level 53 Want to tip? $mousefarts cashapp @mousefarts PayPal
A guy told me once that sex with me was like getting trained by an Olympic Gold coach. I’m happy to pay it forward to future ladies. 😏 I should call him🤔
If I give you amazing head will you disrespect me in the morning 🥹
This, me, you, and a hammock…. Which btw I put one on my Throne😏😘 throne.com/mousefarts
Y’all, I was looking for a napkin gif and this came up and I’ve been chuckling over for like 10 minutes… I couldn’t even comment on the post I was needing it for for a few. Like, WTF🤣🤣🤣💀
open.spotify.com/track/4EuaDc... I want this. 🖤
So here’s the dilemma. I’m high and I have this left over Costco potato salad in the fridge and it’s calling to me, but it’s 2am and I want it for my lunch tomorrow. 😭😭😭
Thought I met someone, talked for a week, life stepped in and I had to pull away. I communicated and explained why, but I feel so bad because he was such a nice guy. I think I’ve been single too long. It’s just easier.
Yay I’m home. Woohoo! Shower. Bed. Goodnight😘
How about a little audio repost on this rainy Tuesday? 🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧 🖤NSFW🖤
Little Nip Slip to remind you it’s Tip Tuesday!😘 venmo.com/u/Mousefarts cash.app/$mousefarts @mousefarts PayPal throne.com/mousefarts
Monday evening. Dinner cooked. Outdoor animals taken care of. Time for a shower and maybe pics for tomorrow 😏
ngl.link/therealmouse... Ask away! I’m not easily offended. If you’re gross I just won’t answer🤷🏻♀️
Didn’t wake up til after 11 and I’ll probably stay right here all day so enjoy some Bewb, Butt, and Thigh Repost for your Sunday Supper😘
