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@therealslimswiftie

EXCUSE ME? Can I have the attention of the class?? For one second?! kcn1&2💜💫 39+2

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Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 16h

Hurricane Dolly incoming 🌊🥹✨

A headline from weather.com that says tropical storm Dolly could form soon

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 20h

2026? Never heard of her 😩

A screenshot from Taylor Swift music video Opalite. She’s standing amongst a bottle of “nope-alites” wondering if she should use it

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 1d

LITERALLY NO

A cartoon blonde, Barbie, sitting in bed riding in her diary. In pink letters, it says, dear diary, what the fuck

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 1d

normal people: she’s so cute with her little gibberish nonsense melody🤏 me: already decoded it, assigned it to a future era, and built a 47-slide powerpoint connecting it to rep vault tracks 👩🏻‍🎓🪇

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 1d

TS13 this, TS13 that quit playin it's mother fucking debutation time hoes🤠🐍

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 2d

me in 40 years when they hand me the aux at the nursing home 👵🏻🎤

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 2d

🪇

A Photoshop picture of Woody from Toy story. In place of his head is Taylor Swift. The blue and white clouds are in the background.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 20d

🤗🤗🪇

Ned Flanders, Homer Simpson's neighbor. He is standing outside the Simpson family's window while wearing ski gear and a helmet. Holding a sign that says you’re hot

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 23d

she really wasn’t kidding im dead😂 (have seen the movie, she literally ruins it all💀)

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 23d

no cheating, post your lock screen🌙

screenshot of my current lock screen. It is Taylor swift in a photo session for the album midnights. She’s laying on a wicker basket posed as a piano bench, while looking off screen. She’s staring a yellow dressed ;mustard colored, with black zig zag patterns. The time is 19.20 and the temperature is 83 Fahrenheit

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 27d

here me out: maybe we should all boycott the grammys, they’ve been on their shit long enough ✌️🎉

A tweet from Zayn Malik in 2021. “ fuck the Grammys and everyone associated. unless you shake hands and send gifts, there’s no nomination considerations. Next year, I’ll send you a basket of confectionery.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 28d

it’s Taylor swift Looking at…TVs🙃🤠

Two screen shots from a reel Taylor nation post. The first is Taylor swift, working out in the opalite music video. Wearing a burgundy tracksuit standing on a step bench. The second screenshot is baby Taylor Swift dancing on one foot in front of the television. Baby Taylor Swift is also in burgundy

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 28d

she taught me everything i know 😂👩🏻‍🎓

A post from Taylor Swift on Instagram in 2019, it’s the infamous five holes in the fence photo. During this debacle, all of us thought she was counting down to an album or something. Turned out to be nothing.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 29d

me rn😏🥵

plush toy of Kermit the Frog looking intently at a sign or book.
The Motion Blur: The blurry effect adds dramatic emphasis, simulating intense concentration or frantic searching.
The Text: The sign reads "How to sit on someone through the internet."

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· 29d

one thing for sure and two things for certain: ain’t no way everybody and their momma is “choosin’ Texas” 😑 something fishy’s afoot, i just can’t prove it yet

Sergeant James Doakes (played by Erik King) sitting in his car with an intense, suspicious expression, famously used as a reaction meme online from the television series Dexter.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· Jul 27

i can’t go back there pls no

Taylor Swift giving an interview for life a showgirl on late night with Stephen Colbert. She’s wearing a burgundy velvet strapless dress and making a crying face.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· Jul 7

🧍🏻‍♀️

A a screenshot from the movie monsters Inc. Sully has both hands in thumb to forefinger and in between are five gold star

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· Jul 4

oh this is so serious✋ Not pimp juice lettin’ loose at my best friends wedding?! 😝😝

A story from Nelly’s Instagram. He’s riding in a car after Taylor Swift’s wedding.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· Jul 4

as a millennial, “officiated by Adam Sandler” is sending me into orbit 😂😂😂

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Are Married!
New York City
July 3, 2026
The bride and groom's wedding ceremony looks have been created by Christian Dior Haute Couture. They are designed by Jonathan Anderson, Creative Director of Dior Women's, Men's and Haute Couture Collections, in close collaboration with the Bride and Groom. This is the designer's first couture wedding dress for a world-renowned celebrity. Their shoes were custom made by Christian Louboutin and the bride wore Cartier jewelry.
Taylor & Travis did not have bridesmaids or groomsmen. Instead, her brother Austin Swift served as Taylor's Man of Honor and Jason Kelce was Travis' Best Man. The ceremony joined both families together and was officiated by friend Adam Sandler.

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· Jul 2

a few things before the big day;) "I don't like the dress" -blocked "wtf is travis wearing"-blocked "msg is tacky"-blocked "why did they invite __" -blocked "why is she in a cinderella carriage?!"- BLOCKED you gave up freedom of speech we👏are👏a👏cult

Mac ⸆⸉ 🪄@therealslimswiftie· Jul 1

fucking helppp, someone with a verified Ari stan account captioned this “Matty Healy stuns as special guest on Ariana Grande’s Eternal Sunshine Tour” 💀🐀 i am WEAK😂😂😂