Sawkman
@thesawkman
Rando who talks about cartoons. Black | #ActuallyAutistic | 29 | he/him Avatar by @hatsoffmedia.bsky.social
Bubsy 4D 7.5/10 It took them 30+ years, but they finally made a good Bubsy game. Shame it's so short though.
Misc. A Tiny Tale 7.5/10 A bit simplistic and rough around the edges, but the story and setting are more than charming enough to make up for it.
The Doomies 8.5/10 A really fun horror comedy that, in a better timeline, would be getting similar attention to the other French Disney cartoon that came out this year.
Tinykin 8/10 What a cute, charming, Pikmin-inspired platform-holy shit, where did that Kirby-level lore drop come from!?!
Dragon Striker 8.5/10 An absolute visual delight with enough style and killer action to compensate for the use of very familiar Shonen tropes.
Strip Law 8/10 Basically Ace Attorney meets It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Definitely another Netflix original that deserved more recognition. Shame we'll never see where the Glemissimo storyline would've gone.
It has been zero days since Nerdrotic has photoshopped a woman’s head onto a shirtless, muscular man’s body.
I’m being so serious when I say that Rotten Tomatoes needs to straight up get rid of the audience scores. There’s no point in having it if it can be very easily hijacked by Nazis who outright admit that they’re praising an Uwe Boll movie solely because it validates their prejudices.
Fuck it. I’m getting back into drawing. I don’t care if it looks like ass. I’m almost 30 and need something to take my mind off of the horrors of the world.
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts 9/10 Fun, imaginative, heartfelt, stylish, Kipo really is an underappreciated gem of a show and one of the all-time great Netflix kids' cartoons.
THREE HOURS! It took me THREE HOURS to take this bastard down! Praise my gaming skills!
The Amazing Digital Circus 9.5/10 I wish Gooseworx a very long, uninterrupted nap.
My current mood is basically the scene in the latest South Park season where Cartman and Butters are just waiting to die.
Among Us (2026) 9/10 This show is honestly way more sincere and compelling than I'd expect. Owen Dennis, you've done it again.
Yoshi and the Mysterious Book 8/10 Anyone who calls this a dumb baby game lack joy and whimsy in their souls.
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts is slated to leave Netflix on June 25th because streaming is terrible. Highly recommend watching it before then. It’s a beautiful, fun, wildly creative show and easily among my favorite cartoons of the decade.
You know, you gotta admire how a couple of guys decided to use this groundbreaking technology to simulate the most uncomfortable social situation possible.
Tadpole Tales 7.5/10 A fun, breezy shoot 'em up with beautiful hand-drawn art.
Okay, but like, what exactly was Shadow's deal in the Sonic Boom continuity? No proper introduction. No backstory. He was just a 50-year-old who just kind of of hated everyone and everything just cause and could also teleport for some reason.
God, I really hate this kind of fucking attitude, man. Critics giving rave reviews to a game audiences are divided on isn’t the end of the world.
Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness 8/10 Easily one of the most challenging non-Nuzlocke experiences I've had with a Pokémon game. Thank God for save states, man.