Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪

@thestabbykat

Orange cat wrangler. Saint Paul (Minneapolis on Tuesdays). She/her

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Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 11d

Sweet lordy yes.

A plate of sliced tomato on bread with cheese

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 11d

Yes. YES.

A bunch of fat heirloom tomatoes spilling out of a small basket

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 12d

He's been peddling the same routine up and down the California coast!

A still of Sparky Polastry giving spirit fingers from Bring It On

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 18d

Timeline cleanse

A monarch butterfly perched on a pink flower

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 20d

It's not even 6am 😰

Screenshot from weather app that says it feels like 90 degrees

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 21d

Diary - Sunny Day Real Estate

The cover art for Diary - a family of fisher price little people in a kitchen with a burning toaster on the counter

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· 27d

All that Discourse made me hungry.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jul 13

The Creation of Adam. (Michelangelo, 1508).

Two orange cats laying on a patterned rug. One cat is reaching out to touch the paw of the other.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jul 13

Thanks for everything, Sam.

Sam Neill in the sick triceratops scene from Jurassic Park

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jul 5

Proof of life at 3am, two days in a row (it will take me days to recover from this) #cvg2026

A selfie of a white woman with brown and blonde hair and glasses, against a purple floral backdrop

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jul 3

Ok City of Saint Paul I get what you were going for here but can we please word this better?

An image from the city government page saying celebrate the fourth in Saint Paul. The city will be closed.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jun 25

Said farewell to another great one tonight.

The patio of Bauhaus Brewlabs, looking into the taproom

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jun 16

Higher ed humor

An empty box that probably held treats. There's a pink post-it that says Provost and a yellow post-it that says anti vost

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jun 16

Little brothers are A Lot!

A small orange cat sits on a floral blanket next to a large orange cat, who has an exasperated look on his face

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jun 12

Idk what you mean

A balding white man with glasses and a slightly creepy smile

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Jun 7

Hell yeah, free Gully Boys show in walking distance of my house

Gully Boys, a 5-woman rock band, play on a stage in front of a crowd of people

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· May 29

All three are at maximum cozy right now

An orange cat asleep in a fluffy cat bed

Am orange cat asleep in a cat bed with one leg stretched out and his tail flopped onto the floor

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· May 27

My entire backyard smells like lilac. Sitting out here huffing the air as much as possible this week.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· May 23

Oh man, smell this

A close up shot of a blooming lilac bush

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· May 12

Biking to work is back, baby!

A view overlooking the Mississippi River with a bridge and downtown Minneapolis in the distance. The sky is blue and the trees are green. A woman in a bike helmet is at the edge of the frame.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· May 7

Saw these beauts while listening to the Meleagrology episode of @ologies.bsky.social on my run today! Our urban turkeys in St Paul, MN have very ~refined tastes~ and like to hang out on Summit Ave, our fancy street with the longest stretch of Victorian homes in the US.

Three large turkeys stand in a grassy yard with their tail feathers fanned out.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· May 2

Oh hell yeah

A tree in full bloom with white blossoms. The sun is shining through the branches and the sky is blue.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 30

Ooh hello from my orange Pippin 🤎

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 22

Yeah this checks.

Brown Tabby Cat Energy
You're the curious tabby who investigated everything like it's a fascinating puzzle.
You're calm in chaos because you're busy analyzing it.
You disappear to think, then return with a surprising solution.
You show affection though sharing your discoveries and letting people into your world.
You can entertain yourself for hours with one interesting idea.
A picture of a cute tabby kitten.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 21

Stopped to pay my respects, just as I did 10(!) years ago. I'm surprised there are no flowers today.

A gold star that says prince painted on the black brick wall of first ave. A silver star that says Bob mould is below it.

Prince's star on first ave the day he died. It is surrounded by many flowers and purple balloons.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 20

If you see this, post something orange from your gallery. My gallery is like 99% orange so that's easy 😜

Two orange cats laying on a grey chair. One is sleeping and the other is looking at the camera mid-yawn.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 17

Oh to be a pampered little cat, just vibing in a shoebox.

An orange cat stuffed into a blue shoebox. His eyes are closed and he looks very relaxed.

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 14

Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of this goofy little cat trying to drag his entire tunnel up the stairs to us.

An orange cat laying upside down, half inside a galaxy print cat tunnel

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 11

Live view inside #integrity

Stabby Kat 🐈🐈🐈🔪@thestabbykat· Apr 7

Emergency cat picture.