Tate 🦕 (@thetate) · DIRTY

Tate 🦕

@thetate

32 He/Him. CO-NC (Durham). Analytical Biochemist. Colorado Sports (and Canes Hockey). Paleontology enthusiast. 🇵🇸 This is not a professional account

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Tate 🦕@thetate· 25d

Athena is home with one less tooth. The surgeon said everyone thought she was the most beautiful cat.

Tate's cat Athena

Tate 🦕@thetate· 26d

Odysseus: I have to get me and my crew back home safely!
Odysseus's Crew: killing a cow, SpongeBob opening the bag of wind, a pig emoji, "these 4 habits anger God" and the god is the sun

Tate 🦕@thetate· 27d

My pink rose bush is slowly giving up on being pink

A rose that's mostly white with touches of pink

Tate 🦕@thetate· 27d

Alan Grant looking down hands on his hips about to address a child. Text reads "when you're about to just absolutely fucking destroy a shithead kid who doesn't respect dinos"

Tate 🦕@thetate· 28d

Getting terrifying ads on Instagram

Ad saying "Could you be British? Changes to British nationality law could mean you now qualify"

Tate 🦕@thetate· 28d

Instagram reel of a man singing. Caption says "Pearl Jam Black karaoke night part 2"
Comment asks "who hurt you John?"
He responded "long lost"

Tate 🦕@thetate· 29d

Taylor's dog Mochi looking pathetic in a bathtup

Mr. Skinner viewed from a low angle. Text reads "pathetic."

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 11

Her mom doesn't know I kidnapped her

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 9

Depop listing for a T-shirt that reads:

Tim Tebow
BEL15VE

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 8

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 7

Girlfriend is an absolute fool paying for drinks at Chipotle

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 6

I stopped in the parking lot to take this photo. One man has to wait for me to finish taking the photo and drive off and I saw he did get into this car so from his POV for no reason I stopped to take a thumbs down pic of his car. I just don't see a lot of CSU stuff here

A car with a Colorado State University plate holder

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 5

My rose bush is fucked bruh

Rose bush browning

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 5

Baseball ⚾🇺🇸🌭

Tate and Taylor in the bleachers at a baseball game

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 4

Interesting.

Tate has a parking bill for $650

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 4

Watering day

Plants in a sink

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 4

Woman holding what appears to be a rabbit stuffed animal

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 4

Surely this was done by someone before

The iconic Durham building "The Pickle" with Rick from Rick and Morty's face on it

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 4

Yeah

Bag of monosodium glutamate

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 4

Teriyaki chicken

Grilling chicken coated in teriyaki sauce

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 3

Long hair

Tate with his hair up in a ponytail

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 2

Wall art at the restaurant

A manu ginobli picture

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 1

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jul 1

She's trying to stomp on the cup merch

Tate's cat Athena sitting on his Hurricanes Stanley cup champs shirt and pennant

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jun 29

Instagram Reels wisdom from @hbomatts.bsky.social

Jimmy V said you should laugh think and cry every day and you can usually do that within 3 reels

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jun 29

Been off my chipotle game for some time but don't think I'm not still #stealingteafromchipotleinawatercup

Tate's chipotle meal with a cup of tea in a water cup

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jun 28

Big basil

Tate holding a big basil leaf

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jun 27

What a polite young man. I hope he is okay

Young Gerard Way

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jun 27

Meat pies at the Australian Football match

A tray of meat pies

A meat pie with a bite out of it

Tate 🦕@thetate· Jun 27

They're just playing old music and people are dancing