Joe (@thethirdjoe) · DIRTY

Joe

@thethirdjoe

Writer, editor, professional GM. I post about my pets, X-Men, games, and occasionally DC politics. He/him. Also thethirdjoe on Discord.

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Joe@thethirdjoe· 11d

The sleep of the innocent (she'll probably sleep the sleep of the naughty later)

Tabi, a white puppy with brown lips and nose, sitting on the floor of a car, with her head resting on my hand and her eyes closed

Joe@thethirdjoe· 13d

Kegan is gone for the week, so I made extra-hot (vegetarian) beef stir fry

A bowl of rice, vegetarian beef tips, peppers, and onions, with hoisin sauce

Joe@thethirdjoe· 15d

Catching up on the Amtrak manga

A manga-style, "See Something, Say Something" poster featuring someone seeing an abandoned bag and saying "...sus..."

Joe@thethirdjoe· 19d

Hanging out with the little man before I leave for vacation

Prince Giles Von Fuzzbutt, a fluffy black cat, sitting on a green comforter with one paw forward and his head at a slight angle

Joe@thethirdjoe· 26d

She is puppy

Tabi, a lanky white puppy, spread across a sofa with her paws and chin resting on the arm

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jul 12

The face of a girl who ate half my Christmas cactus this weekend

Tabi, a white puppy with giant ears, resting her head on the back of a sofa

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jul 1

Cut myself solving a puzzle box today, so if you don't hear from me again, you know what happened.

Pinhead from Hellraiser

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jun 22

Got to Master Ball Rank!

A Pokemon Champions screen showing the Master Ball Tier rank-up reward

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jun 13

Post an album you've listened to 100 times. Yes, it did come out last year.

The cover of Eusexua, by FKA Twigs

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jun 3

Lycaon, an Arakki mutant from X-Men: Red who was described as an Omega version of Wolverine

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jun 2

Have we started the annual Cunk at Pride discourse yet?

Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jun 2

She's finally mastered fetch

Tabi, a medium-sized white puppy with a brown nose and eyes, dropping an orange ball in my hand

Joe@thethirdjoe· Jun 1

I didn't like IVX in general, but they should let Dazzler do this again.

A panel from Inhumans vs. X-Men. Emma Frost hits Black Bolt in the throat with her diamond arm, then Dazzler, who has just absorbed a full-volume shout from Black Bolt, blasts him with a multicolored laser.

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 29

The Krakoa comics were implying something a lot more direct between them!

An X-Men comic panel. Wolverine and Cyclops are sitting in chairs, looking at Planet Arakko from space.

Wolverine: The scenery at that place is something else.

Cyclops: It sure is.

Wolverine: Jeannie in a bikini.

Cyclops: Scott in a Speedo.

Wolverine: Heh. Well, who could say no to that?

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 22

I think our Tyranids might be related

Magenta and blue Tyranids attacking an Imperial Knight's ankle

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 18

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

The Pokémon Golbat, but with arms instead of wings and it has little fingers and toes. It's striking a sassy pose.

Credit goes to DTSaranya

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 12

Her ears are so ridiculous. I love her.

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 9

And a hag I painted in the last hour of the event. I'm pretty proud of how she turned out with just four colors and a wash

Front view of a hag mini with purple skin, blue and gray robes, and a wood staff. She is painted to look like she's covered in a thin layer of frost and snow.

Left side view of a hag mini with purple skin, blue and gray robes, and a wood staff. She is painted to look like she's covered in a thin layer of frost and snow.

Right side view of a hag mini with purple skin, blue and gray robes, and a wood staff. She is painted to look like she's covered in a thin layer of frost and snow.

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 9

One of the demo minis from the paint & take I ran today

A blue slaad D&D mini, with turquoise bumps, bone spines, and a pink and purple tongue

The back of a blue slaad D&D mini, with turquoise bumps and bone spines

Joe@thethirdjoe· May 4

I'm a big fan of Snoot Snortpowder

Max Rebo, a blue alien with an elephant-like trunk.

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 27

A screenshot from Dario Argento's Inferno, showing Rose swimming fully clothed in the sunken ballroom

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 25

Post a comic cover you love.

X-Statix #3 Direct Edition, featuring Venus Dee Milo holding a steaming human heart, while Mister Sensitive clutches his chest in the bottom corner

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 22

The Metro is single-tracking, I got stuck in a car with dozens of kids from a private high school, and now the car smells like burning rubber.

Jean-Paul Sartre, who famously wrote "l'enfer, c'est les autres" or "Hell, it's other people"

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 21

Tabi was playing with Giles and he ran away when she barked. She brought her toys to the gate to convince him to come back.

Tabi, a white dog, waiting next to a pet gate. There is a stuffed shark and a bouncy ball on the ground next to her.

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 19

I got some cute little succulents! I'm going to repot them all together later this week.

A haworthiopsis, a lithops, and a peperomia in little pots on the windowsill

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 19

Fancy cracker night

A cracked pepper & olive oil Triscuit with feta cheese and salmon caviar

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 15

Me when misfortune strikes my foes

Alia from Dune (1984), standing on a flaming battlefield holding a crysknife in one hand and gom jabbar in the other, while closing her eyes and smiling

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 11

The donuts

Legendary Protein Donuts with 20g protein and no sugar. They probably taste like cardboard.

Joe@thethirdjoe· Apr 3

She made me get out of bed and now she won't let me go back to it

Tabi, a white and light brown puppy with very large ears, curled up to sleep in my lap

Joe@thethirdjoe· Mar 29

They are really pretty snakes

A photo of a golden eyelash viper from the Toronto Zoo