Jordan Brant

@thetokenmohawk

Kanien'kehá:ka, Wolf Clan. Just an NDN with an opinion and a Bluesky account. Legacy 420 educator/comms. Skeets(?) are my own.

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Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 4d

This instant classic is never gonna die

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 5d

Let's look back at some of the greatest from this esteemed intellectual

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 6d

In particular, these passages really hit the mark for me

In his election night address to Canadians last year, Mark Carney spoke with gravity and urgency about the threat posed by Donald Trump. “America,” he declared, “wants our land, our resources, our water, our country … President Trump is trying to break us so that America can own us.” Having spent the 2025 campaign warning Canadians about the seriousness of this threat, the prime minister sounded similarly unequivocal about the need for a more assertive approach to Canada-U.S. relations. “Our old relationship with the United States, a relationship based on steadily increasing integration,” he added, “is over … We have to look out for ourselves and above all we have to take care of each other.”

Since last year’s election, however, the Carney government has repeatedly assumed a far more deferential and obsequious posture in its dealings with Washington. In trade negotiations, it capitulated to U.S. tech giants by abandoning plans for a Digital Services Tax, dropped retaliatory tariffs and introduced draconian border legislation that has been justly criticized by human rights groups. More worryingly, the prime minister’s efforts at cajoling the Trump White House have seen him go beyond these kinds of policy concessions and align quite explicitly with some of its most abhorrent behaviour.

Earlier this year, Carney offered swift backing for the illegal U.S.-Israeli attack on Iran (even as that war’s earliest casualties included nearly 200 children killed in the bombing of a school.) He has similarly backed the administration’s Orwellian “Board of Peace” plans in Gaza, indicated a willingness to sign on to its proposed “Golden Dome” defence initiative, refrained from criticizing Marco Rubio’s attempts to dismantle the International Criminal Court through coercion and sought to reassure American investors by pledging to help “Make America Great Again.” Last fall, the government also invited Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts — a key Trump ally and architect of the far-right blueprint Project 2025 — to attend a closed-door meeting with members of cabinet (the visit was ultimately cancelled, almost certainly thanks to the ensuing backlash.) Does anyone seriously think this was what Canadians elected the Carney-led Liberals to do?

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 12d

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 14d

I almost spit out my coffee 🤣 (I deleted the app but I still keep on eye on the bad place)

My $TSLA
Model Y basically just got bricked when I used a supercharger today. Still under warranty so they are going to tow it. Cool story till you realize that because of this I can’t get in the car, have all my possessions still in the car and I’m 100 miles from home. But don’t worry, they can’t do anything till Monday. Worst customer experience ever. @elonmusk
this can’t be the customer support or experience $TSLA
offers.

Loser to Tesla customer service:
So to recap, my car that is still under warranty with no warning whatsoever stops working; locks me out of it with all of my possessions still in while I'm 100 miles from home and the remedy I'm being offered is $100 uber credit for a $140 ride home and thoughts and prayers that all of my electronics and personal belongs don't melt or get ruined while it sits in 100 plus degree weather for a day and a half?
Does that sound about right?

Tesla customer service to loser:
You are completely correct.

Thank you for contacting Tesla Roadside Assistance. If you need further assistance, visit Tesla.com/ support.

Notifcation: This conversation has been closed.

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 16d

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 18d

Sometimes the algorithm is spot on

User Maple cocaine: " I'm politically homeless" Yeah that's on purpose, we don't like you

Just below in the feed user Luke O'Neill posts screenshot of an article: Inside the elite social club for 'politically homeless' Democrats

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 21d

Counterpoint: The Democratic Party itself is a parasite to democracy. They give people the illusion of choice then do nothing but maintain the status quo, set by the same wealthy people and entities that govern Republicans and MAGA. That's why this meme exists and is always relevant.

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 23d

With it being revealed that the ICE 'internal watchdog' is focused on critics of ICE, is there a single entity left that's even trying to hold them accountable for anything? It sure doesn't seem like it. www.wired.com/story/ices-i...

ICE’s Internal Watchdog Is Now Investigating Online Critics

The Office of Professional Responsibility has opened more than 100 cases over what ICE officials call “incidents of doxing and threats” against ICE employees.

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· 26d

Who the fuck asked for this??

Description of Android 17 update that adds useless features like uploading a photo to generate an audio track

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jul 11

Just learning that not EVERY US government social account has been turned COMPLETELY evil

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jul 8

Mitch McConnell getting a consultation for a BBL

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jul 3

Finally, we know how he did it.

Satirical ad for 'skull coning' with stock photo doctors and a man with a severely misshapen skull

Photo of disturbingly cone-headed tech bro, and vile human being, Marc andreessen

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jul 2

Also, Chic Fil A already went international last year www.chick-fil-a.com/customer-sup...

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jun 6

Ffood truck season around here is unbeatable 👊

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· May 23

Break-In suspect pushing large floor mop in mall after hours.

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· May 23

From my local paper recently, a guy broke into a local mall and started cleaning lol Ended up breaking a bunch of stuff though so hiring was a no-go 😆

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Mar 4

Cheering for death like you cheer for a baby's first steps. On brand for @businessinsider.com TBH

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Feb 8

For your viewing pleasure 😊

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Nov 26

Stealin' some licks while he can 😆

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Nov 17

When you ask a zionist about the rise in antisemitic/ anti-zionist sentiment

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Sep 10

Some of my favorite strains at Legacy 420 this week 🙂 Wedding Cake, Pink Gelato and Mac1. All photos by me!

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Aug 28

Trump loves dictators, he admitted many times. He would love nothing more than to turn the US in capitalist North Korea. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Aug 5

All this happening while maga republicans shut down congress, also to dodge a vote, is peak irony. America's descent into total authoritarian fascism is almost complete.

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jul 30

Sounds like you missed it on an all time classic 😆

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Jul 30

You forgot about the best Zoltan

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Mar 19

Been testing the limits of Elon's new Twitter policies. It appears that not only are accounts whitelisted against enforcement but also for pals like Bill Ackman your account is nuked as soon as you say something that can be viewed as a policy violation. This happed within seconds of hitting send.

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Dec 12

Honestly shocked he's not lining up to polish Trump's knob

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Nov 28

PARDON ME???

Jordan Brant@thetokenmohawk· Nov 26

I suppose I never actually introduced myself here so... Hi, I'm Jordan. I work for an awesome cannabis company called Legacy 420 in Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory. I'm a huge nerd, a gamer and a big fan of anime and such.