Christopher Vega

@thevega

I do threat intel things. Former Activision Blizzard // Epic Games. Currently putting the G in 5G. Kinda passionate and extremely okay. Opinions are my own. He/him/#FSD 🦆

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Christopher Vega@thevega· May 21

Ah memories

A screenshot snippet from Destiny 2. from an Iron Banner match where I completely dominated. CptRageMoar sends a whisper reading, "nice sweaty 6 stack you muppet", my response reads, "lol", my soul at the time followed up with a quiet "lmao"

Christopher Vega@thevega· Apr 13

A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP

Christopher Vega@thevega· Apr 13

Def not

Christopher Vega@thevega· Apr 6

For Ben <3

Christopher Vega@thevega· Mar 31

cat

A great white beast. A king among overindulged feline bastards.

Christopher Vega@thevega· Mar 25

Bet

Christopher Vega@thevega· Mar 3

Shedding season has begun

A frightening amount of white fur from brushing two designer trash pandas (Siberian cats)

Christopher Vega@thevega· Nov 28

Birb

Christopher Vega@thevega· Nov 26

Christopher Vega@thevega· Sep 24

At least some shit-bag autocrats had drip

Christopher Vega@thevega· Jun 14

I decided to curse my YT algorithm and see what Fox News looks like on YouTube and it’s just a wildly shaky steady shot of Trump for several minutes now and they refuse to zoom out lololol

Christopher Vega@thevega· Jun 7

Close enough

A picture of a large and fluffy Siberian cat, his fur is white with grey accents. His eyes are large, icy blue, with large pupils. He basically looks like a Disney character. Anyway this entitled, adorable fuck is reclined on an ottoman in front of a TV, where his father is finally playing Oblivion Remastered and has modeled and named his character as a white/grey furred Khajiit.

Christopher Vega@thevega· Jun 6

make us great

prance @bocxtop
elon's ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

Christopher Vega@thevega· May 22

I really don't see enough people talking about one of the most terrifying provisions of this bill:

Screenshot of text from the "Big Beautiful Bill" which passed the US House last evening, stating:

"SEC. 70302. RESTRICTION OF FUNDS.

No court of the United States may use appropriated funds to enforce
a contempt citation for failure to comply with an injunction or
temporary restraining order if no security was given when the
injunction or order was issued pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil
Procedure 65(c), whether issued prior to, on, or subsequent to the date
of enactment of this section."

Christopher Vega@thevega· Apr 15

Christopher Vega@thevega· Feb 19

Post a female character that you love

Babygirl Cassandra Pentaghast from Dragon Age: Inquisition

Christopher Vega@thevega· Feb 14

Bad bitch Kira Nerys on Deep Space 9 getting ready to express her deeply held feelings about collaborators

Christopher Vega@thevega· Jan 11

Everything remains terrible but at least I’m getting good at making bomb pan pizza

A lust inspiring pan pizza bathed in mozzarella, provolone, and parmesan cheese amidst quartered Kalamata olives and chanterelle mushrooms, with thick sliced pepperoni on one side. Feelings will be eaten.

Christopher Vega@thevega· Nov 28

Well hey new followers, there are somehow more than a thousand of you (???) so I guess I really have to post now. Maybe even about the cyber. Like a little treat. Anyway here’s some Japanese curry I made earlier which is definitely better than cyber.