The Vy D

@thevyd

she/her • founder of Taskless.io • low-effort 💩posting • no follow for follow gtfo It's really dark in here

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The Vy D@thevyd· 16d

Cookies and stickies!! 🎩

The Vy D@thevyd· May 13

Hello bsky! I am back, now that Jay is gone

The Vy D@thevyd· Mar 9

FB marketplace be wildin

A model sidewinder missile standing nose up in an average suburban kitchen

The Vy D@thevyd· Mar 2

The Vy D@thevyd· Feb 28

Now is as good a time as any for this sticker

Sticker depicting US Capitol building and large red block letters "Draft Congress for WW3"

The Vy D@thevyd· Feb 24

Going to start replying like this to gross men who send inappropriate text

iMessage screen, left text "Hey. :) 5' 11", 185 Ibs toned, 8.5" long, 4.9" thick n cut. Wbu?". Right text "AMD Ryzen Al Max+ 395, Radeon 8060S, integrated, 2560 shader cores, up to 96GB
dedicated RAM, 128GB
LPDDR5X-8000, 2x 2TB
NVMe SSD"

The Vy D@thevyd· Jan 26

In guide mode

The Vy D@thevyd· Jan 22

The fifth light is the gaslight

A seated man stares at a figure backlit by 4 lights in a dark room. The text below reads, "There's this episode of STAR TREK where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that they try to break him is by showing him four lights and telling him there are five.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about STAR TREK."

The Vy D@thevyd· Jan 15

Thanks to this schmancy brand for outfitting me in cool gear ahead of a media shoot - I'll try to keep my mouth shut so you don't have to edit out the dark humor.

A woman in head to toe Sitka duck camo gives two thumbs up in a neatly organized garage workstation full of tools

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 29

Sir, you have a lot of problems to solve in your own house first.

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 25

Female reindeer keep their antlers in winter while males shed theirs. Photo from our trip to Norway

Silhouette of antlered reindeer backlit by a hazy full moon. The scene is dark as is typical in the polar night.

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 25

All the small thoughtful touches in this car make it not terrible. If only they had put it on a platform that works reliably and doesn't break down in innumerable small ways constantly. This car has 8k miles and leaks oil.

Jeep tailgate open. It has a divot in the top to rest your drink on, here a tan yeti coffee mug sits in the spot.

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 25

Merry Christmas from us heathens who don't tell others what to believe

White china platters holding green beans and a whole roast duck stuffed with Chinese sticky rice on a walnut table. Light yellow wine has been poured into crystal tumblers next to the dinner plates

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 25

Cool looking clouds in between the downpours

Photo of the sky, thick gray clouds blanket a thin slice of blue; the lower edges are scalloped like the ruffled edge of a giant clam. Dividing heaven from earth are dark mountains on the horizon wreathed in fog on top of a vast expanse of gray choppy water with duck decoys floating on the surface

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 9

I miss you already home for the past 3 days

Modern bungalow in a desert landscape under a clear blue sky

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 7

There was a group of black female founders on a girls trip here and it made me want to start a social club for first time female founders

Rock labyrinth winds its way around a sand path, in the background green mesquite and oak trees frame a dramatic scene of desert mountains against a bright blue sky

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 6

Thank you wikipedia, sincerely, for providing a medical summary.

Screenshot of the Wikipedia article for micropenis

The Vy D@thevyd· Dec 3

I came here for the gluten free naan. So delicious, and I got extra to take home and freeze for later. Castro Indian Restaurant & Bar

A table laid out with a gluten free feast of Indian dishes, including two hot curries, rice, naan, pappadum and chutneys

The Vy D@thevyd· Nov 21

I made this despite not touching CAD in 25 years, please clap

The Vy D@thevyd· Nov 15

How to turn off Google AI in your emails/chats. Go to the settings in Gmail. In the Data Privacy section, unselect the smart features. Open the Google Workspace Smart Features section, and unselect all the buttons/sliders.