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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe

@thewillarowe

Trans. Tall. Tired | Writer w/ bylines @ Polygon, Kotaku, AV Club, and more | Host @ Girl Mode | she/her | email: willa.d.rowe@gmail.com

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Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· 9d

Me when people riff on my stupid jokes

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· 14d

We are one step closer to seeing this in live action

Grant Morrison New X-Men panel where jean walks in on scott and emma having a psychic affair and emma is dressed as the phoenix

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· 28d

Someone let me review this game

Bernie sanders I am
Once again asking

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· 29d

The messages my wife sends me

Discord messages that read:

new monkey just dropped
there was an embargo on the monkey

*picture of monkey*

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jul 8

I'm always waiting for someone to ask

Text that reads: I am so glad you asked. Magneto and Charles are cut, I want them gone in my version. They can both be dead for all I care. Jean Grey is also dead, as she should be.

Emma leads the X-Men and school in a sort of Charles way. Kitty serves are her right hand in school activities.

The strike team is led by Polaris and Legion (the legacy of Magneto and Charles, respectively). The team is filled out by Armor, Goldballs (I will not call him Egg), Dust, Cypher, and No-Girl (back when she was still a brain in a jar)

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jun 30

Uncanny X-Men by Brian Michael Bendis. Jean Grey says Bobby Youre Gay

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jun 15

Hey what the fuck do you mean co-star!?

Co-star screenshot that reads: your day at a glance. Lick the back of your teeth

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jun 12

Within you there are two wolves

A stack of books, one is yuri and the other is the theatre criticism book seasons of discontent

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jun 11

Helen Shaw talking about her process at the New Yorker makes me frenzied. Wish that were me. Literally could you imagine getting a salary and putting out two pieces a month. Someone make it happen for me. Just make me your staff video game critic. This sounds like a sound business move.

Reddit ama with Helen Shaw that reads: For Helen, how has the transiton been from The New Yorker to The New York Times? I'm curious as to the main differences between writing for the two, as well as what motivated the switch. I love reading your reviews in both by the way!

Hi! Well, the main difference is pace. Working at the New Yorker is paradise for a writer. I wrote two columns a month! The editors and I polished and polished and polished…and I felt my brain learning to think more deeply with all that space.

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jun 11

Apparently not

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Jun 4

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 28

Many such cases

discord message from my wife that reads: what are you babbling about online

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 28

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 28

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great arcade game Pac-Man in town tonight. Go and play it. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pac-Man.”

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 26

killing myself postponed meme

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 22

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 14

RIP lmao

Email yet reads:

Hey Willa,

Very bummed to heard about AV Club but here’s those codes:

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 14

Speaking of station to station…. this is the mood

Station to station screenshot:
“Nothings going right. I’m just so sad about everything’”

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 14

Me to myself when I read something I wrote

Station to station screenshot:
“So I’m a shitty writer! SO WHAT?”

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 14

When ign gives [insert game] a [insert any score]/10 when they gave [insert other game] a [insert any score]/10

Station to station screenshot
“Pfft. What do critics know? They panned Moby-Dick in its time.”

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 11

Say you dislike a game? Discourse. Say you like a game? Discourse.

Fred armisen, parks and rec jail meme

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 10

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 6

most people rejected his message meme

Jesus says "tent is good"

the people say shut up

text reads: they hated jesus because he told them the truth

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· May 1

Cowabummer tmnt x Batman comic panel

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Apr 30

Yes

YouTube thumbnail showing Emma and kitty hugging. Text reads “kitty pryde and Emma frost in love?”

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Apr 29

This popped into my brain so I had to make it

handshake meme:
hand 1: X-men fans
hand 2: mets fans
handshake: having a deep love of something that is so often very bad but has been good in the past so ya gotta believe the good times will come again

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Apr 28

The old ball and chain is coming to beat me up for almost doing discourse

discord message from zoe: did you do a discourse?

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Apr 27

Scenes from my morning walk

Central Park picture of a waterfall

Central Park reservoir pic

Picture of a bird in a nest

Belvedere castle

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Apr 24

Get me to god’s country

Screenshot of ff11

Willa Bloomfield-Rowe@thewillarowe· Apr 24

simpsons "don't make me tap the sign." meme