Peter Comma

@theycallmebruce

Sports fan, prodigal son of Connecticut, video game guy, music involver, etc. I will try to be nice (I make no guarantees). Formerly GamedayMilk on Twitter (technically I still am but you get it)

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Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jun 3

Same. Whoever beat them that one time must have been so fucking smug.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Apr 26

that guy saying "in a row" in clerks when dante says "my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 11

Calvin's dad hating on technological progress

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 10

Andre the Giant holding a rock that he could hit Cary Elwes with, but has chosen not to.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 29

That scene from Arrested Development where Maeby is explaining that she throws away a banana for every dollar she steals because she doesn't understand how math works

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 8

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 7

Yep

DHS Spokesperson Trivia McLaughlin:

Today, ICE Officers in Minneapolis were conducting targeted operations when rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them-an act of domestic terrorism.

An ICE officer, fearing for his life, the lives of his fellow law enforcement and the safety of the public, fired defensive shots.

He used his training and saved his own life and that of his fellow officers.

The alleged perpetrator was hit and is deceased. Thankfully, the ICE officers who were hurt are expected to make full recoveries.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Sep 25

a very real picture of Michael Jordan in like a Hanes commercial or something sporting a hitler mustache

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Sep 1

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Aug 16

Family guy skin color "Okay/not okay" meme

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jul 21

Michael Scott saying "the only thing I am worried about is gettin' a boner" about Phyllis.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jul 8

not even remotely about the same topic, simulation is collapsing:

Two consecutive posts that are both the quote from TDK "you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain," two minutes apart, about completely unrelated things.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jun 13

Counterpoint: triple dril

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jun 12

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jun 6

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· May 18

Anthony Michael Hall high as balls in breakfast club saying "chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is"

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· May 18

That's my son's birthday! Birthday buds!

Small adorable child dressed as the Big, Bad, Wolf for a school play

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· May 7

The world's dumbest assholes like @tonygoldmark.bsky.social love to say shit about how they "struck a nerve" when they say something incredibly stupid and then everyone tells them how stupid it is (before turning replies off like a coward).

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 27

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 25

me in the national security team group chat

the crowded cone of silence from get smart

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 19

I am a man of principle

My bracket prediction that UConn will win, as I always predict

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 9

I'm very cool

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Mar 6

Conversation where I predicted that Gavin Newsom would be exactly as much of a piece of shit as he is being right now

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Feb 26

This is profoundly weird behavior, especially when all you do is retweet things.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Feb 3

Serving size: One tablespoon

A picture of the nutrition facts for Mrs. Taste's "cheddar," showing the serving size to be a single tablespoon

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 27

Tom Brady with his MAGA hat, a gift from his friend Donald Trump.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 17

Homer Simpson asleep on the couch, a copy of Modern Fart Denier open on his chest.

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 14

Bruce McCulloch, whose bike wheel was recently stolen

Peter Comma@theycallmebruce· Jan 5

The only UConn merch I got for Christmas this year was a pair of sneakers my mom got for me, which she accidentally managed to get personalized with her own name. Anyway, busting them out for the Providence game.