Thieves Guild
@thievesguild
Writer, Flaneur, Fabulist, Amateur Grammarian He/Him, Tabletop Gamer, #dnd5e, #minipainter and DM. Thievesguild.biz
I just listened to a woman… it wasn’t a conversation because I couldn’t get a word in🤣 How she doesn’t like dogs, she is afraid of dogs, how her mom had a dog, her mom got dementia and the dog would bite her mom… and her kids had a dog that she dropped off at the pound when she went out of town.
My dog being a jerk. He sat down right here before I could get into the seat.
Loook, look,look I get to wear my other shoe!!! Still not 100% yet but it is great to have a pair of matching shoes. Yeah they are ugly but they match.
The pic on my left is from @koboldpress.com and the Northlands Saga kickstarter. The right hand is @goodmangames.bsky.social packed by Chaos Lord 113 (great job) with Dungeon Denizens 2 bonus monsters a d16 and How to Write Even Better Adventures. Great friends I have!!!
Just in case you said to yourself when is Hallo-Mas? It’s now At Costco
Two pictures of me. 1st picture of me laying on Getty’s bed. The other in the Captain’s chair both right after my shower so I’m naked.
My dog is an Oompa Floompa. He gets up a 1/4 of the way. Sees no food in his bowl. Flooomps back down and naps some more.
So I’m supposed to wash my hands here at Smack Pizza. Be nice if there were soap? Right?
Why yes I did rent this car to take my dog to the dog park so I can pick up his poo there. Don’t tell me I don’t love the little poo factory./ p vs
So I went to this butcher/ sausage place today. I was told they usually have a line wrapped around the building. They also have a sign that proclaims they don’t have a website and “don’t get scammed” Another sign saying “parking for Rush Limbaugh fans only” Shame. I won’t be back, good sausage
This pic is in the hotel elevator. There is a woman reading a book on the bed man playing guitar and a dog looking up at the guitar player. REALLY????
So. When you walk into a public bathroom in an RV park and the bathroom hasn’t been cleaned yet this morning … and you see latex gloves in the trash can… Is your first thought serial killer too?
There must be a forgetfulness spell in this bathroom. I left my glasses 👓 🤣🤓
Found in the shower this morning. Yes I left it. I’m hoping the person comes back for their shower products.
I don’t know who Scott is but he needs to stop throwing crap out his car.
Well I have had this since June 30th. Guess I should set it up today.