thiiird person

@thiiirdperson

he/them. songwriter and dad. sometime dad and songwriter. requesting assistance to feed my family at tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam.

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thiiird person@thiiirdperson· 24d

can't wait to take this for granted in like week

weather app screenshot showing good air quality

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· 25d

sun looks sick

morning sun shrouded in hazardous wildfire smoke

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Jul 1

"does the extinguished candle care about the darkness?" Painted From Memory, by Elvis Costello and Burt Bacharach, is a breakup album for adults

cover art for Painted From Memory, showing a black and white photo of the artists working on a song together

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Jun 28

I get the best texts from my kid.

text message: “Transfem Jax makes Funnybunny yuri” is a sentence that would cause spontaneous combustion in a pilgrim, yet this revelation has swept over an entire community, defining a new era of indie animation.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Jun 26

"picture this we were both butt-naked banging on the bathroom floor" in generated Matrix font

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Jun 20

Harris called herself top cop.

The specific quote where Kamala Harris refers to herself as the "top cop" is:"I prosecuted everything from low level offenses to homicide. Elected first woman of color to be district attorney in the state of California in 2003 and I now stand before you as the top cop of the biggest state in the country, no offense Eric Schneiderman."Harris notably used this exact phrasing during her political career to highlight her extensive background as both the District Attorney of San Francisco and the Attorney General of California.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Jun 2

you wouldn't know it from this picture but Milkshake managed to get into the false ceiling in the basement a couple months ago. how did he get up there? we're all baffled

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· May 24

things might never change because i might never understand this image. which of the fish volunteered to be the stomach? can you just decide to be a stomach if you're a fish? are some of them turning into acids to digest the shark, and if so, will they ever be able to turn back? i'm puzzled.

"The day the people understand this image everything changes" and it's a school of fish in the shape of a giant fish getting ready to put a shark in its mouth, but beyond that what happens is a mystery. I think the shark could get to the middle of the school and eat its way out. I think this is a bad visual metaphor. What about melting down a lot of little hammers to make one sledgehammer that can bust down a door?

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· May 7

Making videos is like taking shits.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· May 5

need an emoji of this face for when i need to convey "sure, but maybe not though?"

me in a baseball cap and poomoji hoodie making an open mouthed face of mild concern

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· May 5

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Apr 14

"i put some chili crisp oil on it!"

Carmy from The Bear, standing chefishly in his restaurant, flanked by other chefs in the background

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Apr 12

my first thought when i hear that Magyar has said something cool

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Apr 5

i thought this was a Stephen Gammell illustration from them Scary Stories books at first

black and white illustration of two spectral feet sinking through and distorting the ceiling of a room

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Mar 13

they give you this one when you have a relapse

AA sobriety coin but the sobriety counter in the middle is blank

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Mar 10

i had to do another one of these. i could do ten of them. video games are great!

Burnout 3, Chrono Trigger, Chime, Elden Ring, Super Mario Maker, Jet Set Radio, Dead Cells, Freddy's Rescue Roundup, Balatro.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Mar 7

I'm happy to have played the games i've played in this lifetime. Various systems and decades. I love newer stuff too, it's just not in my top nine. Honorable mentions include Destiny 2 and Breath of the Wild and a weird little game callled Everything that has all sorts of Alan Watts quotes in it

Super Mario RPG, Katamari Damacy, Halo 2, Skies of Arcadia, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, Command and Conquer Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge, Super Mario World, Bubble Bobble, and Soul Calibur.

thiiird person@thiiirdperson· Mar 6

Check out my music! Hip hop, folk, and instrumentals It's Bandcamp Friday, so if you buy anything the money goes straight to me without the site taking its usual fee. One of the most direct ways you can support independent artists in 2026! Enjoy! thiiirdperson.bandcamp.com (pic unrelated)