thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛

@thou-dog

ROUS married to a dragon librarian. Lifelong storyteller gone pro, est. 1984. Parent to strange spawn. Queer, leftisht, unapologetically weird, grey-streaked furry idiot striving to be kind. (any pronouns) ברוך אתה וכו" שנתן לעמו בינה להקים לייזר חללי

1,441 Following681 Followers6,523 Posts

Bluesky

alt

Is this your profile?Claim it and thou-dog.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· 26d

Fucking hell, I didn't need these on my doorstep. Missionaries can bite my Jewish ass, and Baltimore Jewish Home is a fucking disgrace.

Photo of a beat-up wood surface adorned with a booklet from Israel Restoration Ministries called "Frequently Asked Questions by Jewish People", a smaller pamphlet from them headlined "Are YOU good Enough? Have YOU kept the Ten Commandments?", and the Baltimore Jewish Home newspaper featuring a cover photo of late Senator Lindsey Graham with the headline "More Than A Senator: Lindsey Graham's Enduring Legacy"

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· 28d

Lol. Lmao, even. I'm sure Bill's point could be argued (since there's KSA and Qatar right there, for instance), but Will is laughably off-base. I get what he's going for, but that's not what that means.

Bluesky reply thread.

Bill Ebrill @billebrill.bsky.social wrote:
Iran is the source of most terror in the Middle East.

Will @lilboopsy.bsky.social replied:
I think israel would give them a run for their money.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jul 14

I am so glad that it makes you so glad. I just realized I haven't added it to my office wall... (Obviously the nude portraits are not going on there, but I should probably hang any that aren't specifically inappropriate for work.)

A photo of a grey-painted office wall partly covered in ballpoint doodles in addition to a few hastily scribbled-over reference sheets.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jul 8

What time is it? It's bug time. NB: ant workers take pretty good care of their baby siblings but, as you can tell from the many hundreds of larval and pupal ants piled up like rice, they don't exactly include a personal touch.

A blue-white plant hopper bug sits on a fig branch. I don't know the bug's name, but the tree is called Bam Bam.

Ants running back and forth along a piece of faded, folded, badly-weathered cardboard. The small whitish things some of the workers are carrying are larvae and pupae.

The same cardboard as in the previous photo, now unfolded. It is covered by many hundreds of ants scurrying about. The pile of stuff that looks like rice in the central dip is more larvae and pupae heaped up like, well, rice.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jul 7

I'm very tickled that this drawing is still here, I think more than two years after adding it to the breakroom whiteboard.

A whiteboard in an office breakroom. The board is decorated with a printed calendar, magnets, and a drawing of an apprehensive anthropomorphic feline femme holding a swaddled infant.

Whiteboard drawing of an apprehensive anthropomorphic feline femme holding a swaddled infant, a closeup of the previous image. Apologies for the potatocam quality.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 28

I did get some photos of the Blue Angels after all, but nothing like what I got with the French team, or what I could've got with the British RAF team. Note the RAF Red Arrows publicity tent in the first one. They asked my elder spawn if he knew how to fly, and if he wanted to learn. :D

The US Navy's aerobatics team, the Blue Angels, fly their aircraft low over Baltimore Harbor during the Sail250 event. Two jets zip past the Under Armour harbor campus building.

The US Navy's aerobatics team, the Blue Angels, fly their aircraft low over Baltimore Harbor during the Sail250 event. Four of their six jets are in a diamond formation.

The US Navy's aerobatics team, the Blue Angels, fly their aircraft low over Baltimore Harbor during the Sail250 event. Two jets are performing maneuvers almost directly overhead.

The US Navy's aerobatics team, the Blue Angels, fly their aircraft low over Baltimore Harbor during the Sail250 event. Two jets are seen framed between the trees, racing past the Under Armour harbor campus building again.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 28

I didn't get my phone up in time to catch the Red Arrows before their flyby was done (I hadn't fully booted my brain yet), so here's the French Air & Space Force's aerobatics team, the Patrouille de France.

The Patrouille de France, the French Air & Space Force's aerobatics team, fly eight Alphajets over Baltimore Harbor for the Sail250 celebration.

The Patrouille de France, the French Air & Space Force's aerobatics team, fly eight Alphajets over Baltimore Harbor for the Sail250 celebration. In this photo they are using colored smoke to form the French flag.

The Patrouille de France, the French Air & Space Force's aerobatics team, fly eight Alphajets over Baltimore Harbor for the Sail250 celebration. This photo shows one of their last passes before they flew east, presumably back toward Andrews AFB where they were staged.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 25

This is so trope-laden that I was surprised to learn none of the candidates in Michigan's Democratic Senate primary, nor the departing incumbent, are obviously Jewish.

Chef @chefdujour.bsky.social post
Why would the American public trust a legislator who took AIPAC money and counted it during a ruthless genocide? Totally legit feels. Time to take out the trash.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 22

I mean, I think his bio tells you everything you need to know about it. "America and Israel must fall! #FreePalestine" At least he's not an antivaxer...

Harleydadd's Bluesky page. The bio reads "I do a lot of research, but if I'm wrong, will admit it. Will you? America and Israel must fall! 7X Vax, #FKTrump #ElbowsUp #FreePalestine"

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 21

This was posted with a link to Alanis Morissette's interview in which she said becoming famous at 21 exposed her to a tremendous volume of sexual harassment. I am somewhat flabbergasted.

Screenshot of a Bluesky post with the author's name cropped out:
If you write song about sucking man penis in movie theater many men become interest in you. Men like public penis suck ladies. Being slut okay but don't be surprise

If I make cooking show song people interest in my cooking. If penis suck song, men interest in that.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 20

This is a very interesting choice of image to illustrate the concept of "person who always blames others for their own faults". I can't hear anything but my dog is going nuts! Why do you have this image ready to post to begin with, Robert? Is there something you want to tell us?

Screenshot of the quoted post.
Robert Smith 🇨🇦 @grumpygeek4sure.bsky.social
How long before he [Trump] blames Biden for this? .. just sayin'

The image attached is a cartoon showing a blonde, straight-haired, rosy-cheeked white woman, in the role of a school counselor, sitting across a desk from a slightly darker-complexioned woman and boy who have darker and wavy/curly hair and long hooked noses.

The blonde woman says "Your son has been expelled 109 times?"
The brown-wavy-haired woman says "Yes but it's never his fault, it's always the schools persecuting him for no reason."

This is a cartoon promoting the 109 countries/expulsions meme, a well-worn antisemitic meme that depicts antisemitic harassment, abuse, and persecution as deserved.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 17

I tried to do @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social's Salem justice. He's come out, you might say, a bit sketchy... Well, I hope you like it, awkward posture and all. I'll probably finish the linework on the right leg here, then try to get a fresh start to get the face and pose improved (later).

A ballpoint sketch on blue note paper of an anthropomorphic bunny sitting as though on a chair, with his right ankle balanced on his left knee.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 17

Remember the Warhammer 40K 6th-edition alliance chart? It would be useful to have something like this for commonly-encountered political factions, though with the acknowledgement that factions can overlap.

Image from the Warhammer 40,000 6th edition rulebook showing the Alliance Matrix, a guide for bringing multiple factions to the tabletop in circumstances other than head-to-head opposition.

The sides of the grid show icons of major factions, and the cells of the matrix are color-coded to indicate how a given combination will get along.

"Battle-brothers" are natural allies who don't conflict.
"Allies of convenience" can stay on-mission together to some extent but don't trust one another, and when their joint objective is achieved, or their troops independently start fighting each other, the alliance falls apart. E.g., the Imperial Guard and Eldar teaming up to fight Chaos armies.
"Desperate allies" will only cooperate if they face an existential threat that outweighs any gains they could achieve through battle against their prior adversaries. E.g., the Necrons and Blood Angels joining forces briefly to fight Tyranids.
"Come the apocalypse (but not before)" describes factions that are virtually impossible to get to not fight each other, e.g., the Tyranids and everyone else (to the Tyranids, everyone else is food or, in the case of daemons, an intolerable nuisance).

All this is not to say players can't make whatever alliances they want, this is just an official guide for people who want to minimize friction when playing with potentially antagonistic strangers.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 16

Goose memes too.

A vector graphic of a white goose holding a knife in its beak, bracketed above and below with the words "Become Ungovernable"

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 11

Y'know how I know these mousse balls are counterfeit? . . . . . The pastry display cabinet is only for pareve items.

Photo of a plastic clamshell containing several small black-and-white pastries, labeled "Rosendorff's Bakeshop (Star-K icon) Chocolate Mousse Balls"

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 11

This is how Graham Platner's supporters reach out to ease the worries of Democrats who feel he might help keep the Senate under Republican control: "When Graham wins shit like you will be hiding." See, your fears of vigilante or state violence further unleashed are unfounded. Right? ...right? 🤔🤔🤔

Screenshot of a Bluesky thread. Note the aggressive poster's incredibly bizarre spacing of punctuation.

@hurricane3700.bsky.social: Yeah don't try to reach out to trump voters at all ... you are truly one stupid person . Did you say the same when Harris campaigned with Liz Cheney ... or was that ok because she didn't have a tattoo ... go F yourself pos

@mistermagic.bsky.social: I brought you evidence that Platner is trying to be Trump and you got upset. You might as well enjoy today. This is the best the Platner campaign will get. It's all downhill from here, Blue MAGA.

@hurricane3700.bsky.social: That's not proof you dumb stupid idiot . You truly lack any brains . You know nothing basement dweller ... Graham went up in the polls after winning last night .. so F off and cram that up your fat rear end . When Graham wins shit like you will be hiding

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 9

Behold the Orb of Light™! I was just noodling around with this at first, starting with the raised arm holding a light source, but I decided to start adding shading and a background and, well, I got a little carried away.

Ballpoint sketch on blue note paper depicting a humanoid figure in a room with an arched doorway. They're wearing a hooded robe, a gauntlet on their left hand, and their raised right hand holding a ball of flame.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· Jun 8

If you follow this unutterably thoughtless, obnoxious, transphobic person, please just know that about them. Nobody they claim to support should depend on them. With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Screenshot of a Bluesky user bio page for @citybythelake.bsky.social.

Their bio reads,

"Pragmatic-Centrist.
Descendant of Patriots.
G/L not Queer.
Believer in science, advocate for the arts, lover of dogs and mcm design.
I am GC and stand with [flag emojis: Israel, Ukraine, Greenland, Vatican City]
Matriarchy Party, Representing The Third Coast District, Great Lakes Region [flag emojis: Pride, USA]"

They have 7.1K posts, are following 140 accounts, and have 444 followers including Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR), L'Etat C'est Moi, and 8 others [my mutuals with them].

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 29

thank you Gemini very cool. I was looking for the precise wording of Barney Frank's remark to a delusional right-winger who said the ACA was "Nazi policy" in which Frank asked her, "On what planet do you spend most of your time?" I forgot to put "-ai" at the end of my search string.

Screenshot of a Google search for Barney Frank and "on what planet do you spend most of your time". The top result is an AI overview that reads:

Barney Frank made this statement on Planet Earth. He directed the famous quote, "On what planet do you spend most of your time?" at a constituent in Dartmouth, MA during an April 2009 town hall meeting focused on federal health care reform. He posed the question to a woman who was holding a sign comparing President Barack Obama to Adolf Hitler and claimed the president's health care [the rest is obscured behind the "Show more" button]

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 28

Wh- Huh??

Bsky screenshot. Disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social posted,
nanny + prejudice = ketamine

There is a "Translate" link under the text.

Google Translate screenshot, showing the translation of the phrase "nanny + prejudice = ketamine", auto-detected as English, is rendered "nanny + prejudice = ketamine" in English.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 28

Trust privileged culturally-Christian white poasters to fundamentally misunderstand the nature (and bitter ironies) of the Arab-Israeli conflict. I can't tell if it's intentional or not with y'all. You should listen to Jews and Palestinians about it instead of... this, but y'all hate both of us lol

Bsky reply thread screenshot.

Luca posted, "It's kind of implied that the state in question [he means the state of Israel] is necessary"

thou_dog replied, "I think *a* state is necessary, given y'all's interest in using us [Jews] as a football. I don't think the current status of the Levant is a good outcome, but my idea of a good outcome is not realistic given centuries of imperial powers doing imperialism in the Levant."

Sarah replies to them, "You do not need an ethnostate to be safe. There is never a NEED for an ethnostate."

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 26

Five-minute doodle: the Frieren angle

Ballpoint sketch on blue note paper depicting a humanoid figure seen from below, their head raised, looking ahead of them at some distant object.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 22

But what does it matter what we think, since we're NPCs, in your own words?

AlexF @thedisciple.bsky.social posted,
"Im sick and tired of hearing about trump lately. I'd honestly rather read posts of the npc kamala stans..."

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 19

Piloting a scout mech is risky enough. Only the truly bold or truly insane (or both) would volunteer to pilot one across a world with a deadly thin atmosphere, but here's this pilot, wearing a pressurized suit and probably working like mad to avoid getting seen or shot at.

Ballpoint sketch on blue note paper depicting a figure wearing a pressurized suit, sitting in a mech cockpit

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 18

Work internet is down and my phone's Wi-Fi hotspot doesn't apparently allow connecting to some of the servers I need access to, so I'm posting this touchscreen sketch I made. I drew a portrait of her in Nov 2025, but I decided to develop her as an OC/'sona.

A touchscreen sketch depicting an ambiguously feminine anthropomorphic guinea pig with blue eyes and calico fur, wearing a plain T-shirt and some sort of trousers. Her face is white in the center with a black patch on her right side and a ginger patch on her left. The ginger fur extends down her left arm. A shock of her white hair is draped over the right side of her face, hiding it from view.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 14

This was in response to my remark about lying down beside fire ants getting you stung. [Unhinged laughter] Posting without further comment.

Bsky screenshot.

thou_dog ✡️ @thou-dog.bsky.social wrote (in reference to the risk of lying down with fire ants),
Having spent part of my childhood on a large lawn in the deep south, believe me, I know what I'm talking about when I say that.

Lolly @onlylovecamzi.bsky.social (which seems to be a spambot associated with an Onlyfans account) replied,
Your southern lawn childhood is so dreamy :)

Poster's choking, coffee-spraying laughter not included in the screenshot.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 11

@kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social Hey Ben, this one's yours.

A ballpoint sketch on blue note paper depicting a North American raccoon sitting up and lifting its little hands toward its chest. It has short dark human-like hair with slightly messy bangs and long, curling side locks (peyot), and it is wearing a yarmulke. A book is propped up against its knee.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 10

I realize blocking him makes this exchange harder to see.

WokeMindVirus @nowarbutpsywar.bsky.social replied,
Ya you're still not refuting the charges that you're [sic] privileged western white feelings are being prioritized over the lives of brown foreigners

thou_dog @thou-dog.bsky.social replied,
What other forms of ethnic hatred do you think we should be comfortable with, if they serve an urgent-enough priority? Or is it just Jews who need to put up with it? FOH.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 10

"Hey, can we not endorse antisemitism? It's not necessary for anything good, it gets people attacked and killed, and makes more room in our national discourse for murderous bigotry." "Fuck your precious first-world feelings" This is how you win friends (and elections) and influence people?

Louisa @louisathelast.bwkt.social posted,
Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

WokeMindVirus @nowarbutpsywar.bsky.social quote-posted,
Out-of-touch liberals and leftists on here care more about their precious first world feelings than stopping a bloody, senseless war killing brown people. That mindset will damn us all.

thou_dog 🟨⬜✡️⬛@thou-dog· May 8

I was on a phone call and got extremely bored while waiting for the customer service rep to pull up the records we needed.