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World’s slowest novel writing. Pioneered the “leftist post-apocalypse” genre. Particular to politics served with a wry chaser. @threadandstone@mstdn.party

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Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· 7d

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Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· 17d

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· 25d

“Armie Hammer leads the Hammer Army…”

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· 29d

LOL. LMAO. A pun Thomas Pynchon made in “Gravity’s Rainbow” on Thomas Hobbes famous pronouncement in “Leviathan” is reported for *inauthentic behavior* by the Nazi bar. What a time to be alive…

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Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· Jul 6

“This just in! Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead!”

Chevy Chase on SNL Weekend Update 1975 with Garrett Morris inset over shoulder shouting the News for the Hard of Hearing…

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· Jun 29

My delivery beat publication date by a day! It is bad to start enjoying it now? 😬

Cover of Chris Kluwe’s new novel “Shades of Forever”

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· Jun 24

Or try to frighten us with Cyrillic letters…

NY Post front page from 11/5/25 with cartoonish figure of Zohran Mamdani hoisting a hammer and sickle. The headline reads THE RED APPLE with the R flipped to resemble a Cyrillic letter…

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· May 30

Funny how little we see Uncle Sam anymore…

Illustration of Uncle Sam dunking a basketball on Kim Jong Un while Abe Lincoln boxes out Joseph Stalin…

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· May 29

Cover illustration of rock band Styx’s 1977 album “The Grand Illusion” which was based on Rene Magritte’s painting “The Blank Signature”

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· May 29

Cover of King Crimson’s 1969 album “In the Court of the Crimson King…”

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· May 18

Gavin Newsom: “I just got back from buying software, and boy are my arms tired!” finance.yahoo.com/economy/poli...

Bundles of floppy disks, wrapped like stacks of saltine crackers, labeled Windows 8.1. Each disk indicates a sequential order of installation totaling 3711 disks…

Salitieri, Poore, Nash, De Brutus & Short Law Firm@threadandstone· May 17

The Talmud isn’t the Bible but is the basis of Jewish civil and ceremonial law, so close enough. And the Talmud lists *seven* distinct genders (and a neutral one)!