Tiercel 𓆇 𓅊
@tiercel
One metric unit of birb. Obsessed with birds. Clack beaks.
I don’t think the straights are ok… Signed up to a kink site becuase why not, and there’s SO MANY women with profiles like this… Why do normie women seem to be unable to comprehend the existence of of bisexual men who want to hook up with women sometimes?
Lovely weekend at @animalz.bsky.social with the ever lovely @silvergriffin21.bsky.social being all horse. Woof, neigh, etc. Also loving how the latex is looking in this >.>
Oh darling it’s a lovely day to drive at 23mph in a 60mph area isn’t it? Let’s go and weave all over the road, slow down for every single junction but not actually turn off… and we’re taking the same exits as you on every roundabout so you think you might be able to escape us but can’t haha!
When the car that just blindly pulled out infront of you, has straw hats and a tissue box on the parcel shelf… and there’s nowhere to overtake for the next 20 miles…
Long snoooooot <3 Herc was a good boy today! Great lesson, and instructor says I’m ready to start cantering next lesson, that’s pretty exciting! Time for speeeeeeed
Lovely lesson & woodland hack today <3 with the adorable @silvergriffin21.bsky.social feat Danny, the first horse I ever rode and came back to see him again, and Blue.
When the half tonne animal decides its cuddle time, you don’t get a choice. “YOU LOOK COMFY HOOMAN I REST MY FACE BERE NOW”
Guess who hit a pothole so hard it blew the tyre out >:( And of course modern cars don’t come with a spare wheel anymore… where you’d expect a spare wheel in my car is instead an ad-blue tank and battery
New horse to ride today! My usual horse was booked for someone else, so today I got to meet and ride Spirit! Absolutely gorgeous boy <3 very inquisitive and loved to give sniffs and licks… also extremely slobbery x)
Oh yeah, we’re in Gran Canaria, probably should have mentioned that. It’s quite nice here :>
We had so much fun on the sunset trek, we decided to go back and do another one today x) did the longer afternoon trek, after we heard a couple of German furs at this hotel talking about booking it after they saw our earlier pics xD So here’s round 2!
Rode horses up a volcano :3 loved every second of it, and it was all deserty and cactusy to get my Wild West cowboy horse riding fix
I love a good weird corner shop style energy drink. Especially foreign ones. I’m also entirely convinced this is a AI hallucinating creation. The art, the name, the description… INSPIRED BY THE FUTURE, HIGH QUALITY!!! Also it tastes absolutely foul. How did this get past R&D taste testers?
Behold, my flotilla of beepy bitey assholes. This is the reward I get for feeding them >:C
I don’t care what you say Aldi… 6 olives is NOT a serving size. If I can fit them all on a single fork and not even look half full, it’s not a serving. I am a fat olive bastard, the bare minimum I will accept is an adequate serving size is half the jar.
Surprised ReformUK voters aren’t in Aldi protesting about German immigrants selling Islamic propoganda this week.
Hercules says hi! He’s a big stinkyboi today, all sweaty in this heat… he really didn’t want to go riding, and he decided today’s the day he’s going to step on my foot instead. Look at the size of those hooves! Squished D: I love him so much :3
horsey lesson, got a bigger horse today. Look at the absolute size of this unit. He so thicc. So chungus. He's called Hercules and I feel that's a very appropriate name. I still can't do a rising trot. But my balls and ass are less obliterated by saddle smacking this time :V so... Improvement?
First horse riding lesson \ovo/ My poor balls have been utterly destroyed slamming into the saddle repeatedly. How do cowboys do this?
We don't even have a green candidate in this area, so I don't know how they even got a 2% chance of winning xD
Sigh, got my local elections postal ballot today, genuinely don't know who to vote for as it seems an absolutely lost cause. Labour are absolutely cooked, never Tory scum, and all the smaller parties barely exist in my area. Guess I can look forward to a reform clown shitshow ruining our area.
Absolutely devastated, my fav mug of all time broke :C been out of production since 2015 so impossible to replace, doesn’t exist online. Looks like a clean break at least, gonna try and repair it but not sure what to use that’s both food safe & hot drink temperature suitable.
Bike sailed through its MOT again \o/ I really really need to ride more this year though x) fucking tragic MOT mileage history shows I only rode 250 miles last year pmsl…
I like baking, haven’t done it in ages backhand the problem is if I make it then I have to eat it, and this salted caramel millionaire shortbread is probably about 17 billion calories. But fuck it tastes good.