Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨
@tiffanynorton
💅Ask Me About A Fabulous Career in Bitching + Comedian + Host of Comedy Centered Standup Clips Official Website
Just In: Pete Hegseth has announced new measurements to test a soldier’s virility In addition to Testosterone, the Department of War will closely monitor their levels of the four humors Black Bile Yellow Bile Phlegm Blood MAHA to appoint second-century physician, Galen, as Surgeon General
“This is not innovation. It is exclusion.” 👇 The greed knows no bounds
Did you see his rider for Riot Fest? The Captain really knows how to live
Yesterday it was 12+ degrees above average in Minnesota, topping out at 98 in the shade Today the air quality is “Hazardous” due to the wild fires 🔥 in Northern MN
No Climate Change here in Minnesota On my porch it’s 99 in the shade
The man is the same in life as he was in death. A joke.
Sure we know the algorithm kills people, but hey, look at the engagement
“The game tonight's going to be amazing, we’re going to have a full team and Belgium is going to have a full team. And you know what? If they beat us, then they can be really proud. The other way, if they beat us, we'll say it was— I say it was rigged just like the election was rigged in 2020.” DJT
It all gets very simple when you’re an atheist All theological justifications for War are cheap excuses to inflict punishment on others and rationalize masochistic tendencies ✌️