Sandra

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Sandra@tilmoomin· 17d

Sandra@tilmoomin· 21d

How could you tell your cat was fed? Because mine, according to him, has never ever ever been fed, not once.

An orange cat on his back with his big belly up with a blank but not chill face begging to be fed someday maybe now?

Sandra@tilmoomin· 23d

When guys have and I’m like hmmmm so there’s no girl in your life who really loves you.

Sandra@tilmoomin· 28d

Flames…flames…flames…on the side of my face by Madeline Kahn in the movie Clue.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Dec 15

THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

Bumble the Abominable Snowman on top of a Christmas tree, as foretold

Sandra@tilmoomin· Oct 28

Eh. 1500 year gap, bring the drama.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Oct 18

No kings except for Bubbles

An orange cat who is a Mack truck of belligerent affection sore in a box.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Jul 7

I use archive.ph to read these articles. This one was indeed revisionist history and every paragraph was a new provocation.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Jun 12

3 posters in a row! Peak efficiency. #SER2025

Three nerdy posters in a row, providing the nerd presenter the opportunity to hippity hop between content questions. Caffeine was consumed.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Jun 4

Jimmi Pickles is yelling about how small he is. Kitty desk loft here.

Two tier desk with a kitty perch above the book shelf. Cats still prefer stomping on the keyboard, though.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 17

From ISAC at UChicago. Imagine your homework mistakes on display 4,000 years later (woof)

A student made a mathematical error about 3500-4000 years ago and here it is, on display. 😂

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 6

Orange cats making sure I recovered from a rough day.

Two orange cats nestled into a blanket covered person, clearly content but poised to raise absolute hellfire should the hooman move the blanket at all.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 5

Just feeling chaotic.

A text message conversation:

We also need to schedule a Mama Night Out.

Oh hell yeah let’s kick Mrs. O’Leary’s cow over again.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Feb 23

Look edgelords, I have never had sex to get pregnant, even when we wanted to have a baby. I’ll dick punch y’all with my IUD in my clenched fist.

Last week, one of my art teachers suggested I ‘dial down the feminism.’ Today, I showed him my newest piece. Pic of silver faced board with “DIAL DOWN THE FEMINISM” with a dial with the left setting as “COMPLICIT IN MY OWN DEHUMANIZATION” and the right as “RAGING FEMINIST.”

Sandra@tilmoomin· Feb 7

Trying to spend more time on here.

It has been 0 days since Baby wanted to go on the catio even if it is too cold.

Large Orange Cat trying to turn a door handle.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Jan 18

Same same.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Jan 10

x.com/jortsthecat/...

Sandra@tilmoomin· Jan 10

Orangies are the best / worst behaved / best. I love my two.

A giant orange cat demands to sit on his mom’s shoulder and interrupt her workday. Every 45 minutes.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Dec 25

I can’t believe they jingled Jorts.

an orange cat is wearing a festive collar with holly leaves and jingle bell berries. he is staring into the distance looking resigned

Sandra@tilmoomin· Dec 25

High five to everyone hiding in a guest room petting a cat you just met.

an orange cat is clowning around and reaching his paw out to you. he’s smiling

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 26

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 22

www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/151844...

The Thing Is
BY ELLEN BASS
to love life, to love it even
when you have no stomach for it
and everything you’ve held dear
crumbles like burnt paper in your hands,
your throat filled with the silt of it.
When grief sits with you, its tropical heat
thickening the air, heavy as water
more fit for gills than lungs;
when grief weights you down like your own flesh
only more of it, an obesity of grief,
you think, How can a body withstand this?
Then you hold life like a face
between your palms, a plain face,
no charming smile, no violet eyes,
and you say, yes, I will take you
I will love you, again.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 14

New 2023 @LancetCountdown report reveals the human cost of climate inaction. 🌎 Regional data shows unequal health impacts 👨‍⚕️ Global projections show the grave and mounting health threats ❗ Outlines priority actions for healthy future hubs.li/Q028TVjT0 #LancetClimate23

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 12

A light blue square titled “Map of the ocean”

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 12

Important update.

Jorts bleps (the tip of his tongue hangs out) while laying on the stairs. “Sorry I know I’m in the way but it’s what I do now. Also not that sorry.”

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 4

Someone just came in here, looked at me, said “Jorts has small paws” and left. Unbelievable

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 4

x.com/jortsthecat/... The world can be very sad and dark but it is always beautiful to remember how fiercely we can love each other. Even when it hurts

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 2

Aw thank you so much! Charismatic toad for payment.

An extremely media savvy toad strikes a pose.

Sandra@tilmoomin· Nov 1

Jorts is in a Halloween themed cardboard scratch house. “I regret to inform you that I bit so many bites out of it that the spooky house became structurally unsound and then I got trapped in the ruins when someone made a loud noise and it’s in the recycling now for everyone’s safety. It’s for the best”

Sandra@tilmoomin· Oct 24

SOUP 🔪 SEASON Artist unknown to me