KB5087051 on ~50 minutes and counting at "Installing - 99%". I have a *tiny* amount of sympathy for this (estimating progress on a non-linear heterogeneous process can be hard), but not for KB5094126, which has been at "Downloading - 99%" for a similar length of time. It's just deeply incompetent.

I mean genuinely, Binface could win this, and that would surely rank very high in the history of political humiliation.

Of course it's cherry-picking, but still...

Lightning bolt edit from 3am the other night.

It is 😐

Pilot's uniform.

Keir Starmer lectern review, anyone? Truss's remains, true to form, the maddest of the lot.

I needed to remind myself who Keir Starmer won the leadership against, and yes well...

Holy moly that is one enormous Tunnock's tea cake.

what

Let's all just hope this is yet another grift to manipulate the markets.

It says a lot that the "President of the USA threatens to commit war crime" story is behind something about mis-sold car finance and one about a DJ losing his job. Like, at this point it's just become normalised.

Almost Everything There Is To Know for £3.85? Pretty good value I'd say.

Quite remarkable really. Good job we're not doing something dumb like pricing all our electricity in terms of gas.

Filed under IDGAF.

Impossible -- Jacob Rees-Mogg doesn't have a soul.

Fixed it.

Apparently I said something heinous 24 days ago (I didn't) and following Helen Lewis is verboten!

Isn't that the baby from 90s TV series Dinosaurs?

It is not the same no, but it is linked. I'm beginning to see evidence of SNP voters switching to Reform.

Not shit. Not that great either, but not shit.