Not sure if glute exercises getting harder means I'm actually building muscle or if it's my body telling me to stop because I'll never have a solidly built and defined butt like Growler.

Got to use my new printer that's been untested for the last 11 months for the first time to print some redesigned mounts I designed for our fence lights and installed them, knocked out of 2/3 other long stretched summer projects, working out for the first time in 2 weeks. It was a good weekend.

Slept 11 hours last night. Been outside all morning throwing dirt around probably looking like a responsible adult doing yard work but really I'm just trying to burn off some of this gremlin energy so I don't bug Growler all day.

Like it's just a cute Soccer Anime yall

I want more people to talk about Dragon Striker with 😤

One of our neighbors a block over needed help pushing a big ass Dodge Ram up onto a trailer and support bump and couldn't manage it with her adult son and husband so she came and knocked on the door for help.

Huh. The city might do a promo shoot of my garden for the program we did that is going to pay for a good chunk of it. (Cash for Grass Program) That's pretty cool, y'all's should get rid of your lawns, especially if your cities have programs that pay you to do it.

Whenever I think of the puphood discourse I think of a video I saw on 'Normie' Tiktok someone posted of two pups in hoods dancing at EDC and the poster was saying they were freaks and every comment was basically sort of a

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SMOLEST YET SOMEHOW STINKIEST WUFF @zephyrdoesdraw.bsky.social

I love watching all my medical offices/specialists get taken over by private equity and the service immediately gets 100x shittier and then watching as all my favorite providers immediately jump ship to another small provider just for the same shit to happen all over again :3

Didn't expect Baby Fur drama to be the thing that made me remove Tiktok but here we are. JFC so many 17-19yr olds with such shit hot takes, straight up delusional and inability to be conceptual.

Thank you gods for this booty-ful harvest.

I wanna make a boy bark.

Sometimes you need a long weekend doing some dicking down with good good dogs on a patio, and pool side, walking trails and.... Happy Pride Y'all

Dick slipped so hard at the gym I had to put a load into the pup working out on the bench beside me

A very happy 40th birthday to @growler.bsky.social The very best husdog to share a brain cell with. I love this dumb mutt so very very much. <3

I Danced the rail at Bass Pod so hard I thought I was going to die and realized I was actually okay with that during an unexpectedly fantastic D&B set. Best of the weekend. Feeling incredibly lucky and privileged to spend this crazy weekend with such a great group of animals. Love y'all so much.

Good good first night <3

This movie has big Q Force energy and I'm here for it

Selling our old power cage w/ J-Hooks punching bag holder 85lb punching bag Step up platform 8x Rack mounted Weight holders Dip Bars Safety Spotter Arms Vertical dumb bell holder x2 Cage attachment hooks Landmine attachment Adjustable No Gap Bench w/ Leg lock $750 DM if Interested or Info

Good down there squirt?

Constantly getting hollered by people in cars about how big Major is, if he was in Game of Thrones, or what type of breed he is will always always always be a highlight of my day. Answers. 34 waist. He is literally John Snow and Breed? Goober. He is literally just goober.

Who gave me a half click? WHO THE HELL GAVE ME A HALF CLICK!? WHAT DID DO D:

Making sure @coopershep.bsky.social gets a very deep sleep. 🎨 By bsky.app/profile/krak...

As someone trying to relearn how to relax in my own home again, spending the day eating dim sum, floating in the pool and rotting on the couch watching anime all day sorta feels like

Kinda fucking rude to not respond

We've been so busy lately that I'm feeling very thankful to have a break for a much needed weekend of just being a dumb horny mutt.

Heat sucks. Time to open the pool