Lazy government worker...

Filthy humanses. Take away the constitution. It BURNS us!

A weight loss plan:

They can't see or hear anything that might get them in trouble with the Führer.

Our Muse, the dear departed Pearl.

I like to watch. What?? I like to watch baseball!

Whatever you choose to celebrate...drink responsibly.

I assume he will have to go around the Pennsylvania Ave. hood in person and inform his neighbors they are living near a sexual predator.

I hear Arkansas will deliver.

"Pwee...pwep...GET WEDDY to be dep...depow...WEWOCATED!"

I AM SPARTICUS...I mean ANTIFA!

Good to the last drop..."I've always loved you sir."

Spot on.

Never match wits with an Ayatollah when you are led by half wits.

He's as fit as a...