
America is Austin Powers right now.

I thought this was metaphorical until I saw the video. Incredible.

And also the fact that she doesn't even have the courage to sing out loud lmao

Everytime Meghan McCain talks or posts:

*International laws violated*
Rachael Bade:

I WANNA KNOW WHERE THAT LITTLE BITCH DAVE PORTNOY IS NOW.
#GoBucks

Texas fans after actually seeing "Heisman Favorite" Arch Manning:

Big fan of democracy and justice...but only for some humans that I advocate for

Rachael Bade, talking about fascism: