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Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· 21d

Me, buying a fresh, whole head of a type of lettuce that hasn't been implicated in the outbreak: EAT MY ASS, CYCLOSPORA My genie roommate that is known for granting wishes ironically:

tommy lee jones as ed tom bell in no country for old men, holding a newspaper and looking over his spectacles disapprovingly.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· 24d

Can I get a printout of Oyster smiling? (Pic of younger Paul Rudd portraying a character in the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! nightmare television series.)

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· 27d

Now.

Pic of the 12” LP record version of the album cover for the Afghan Whigs “Gentlemen.” In the foreground a young boy scowls while the young girl on the bed in the background looks on. Yellow sunrise sickly kind of color. It is a deliberate parody/pistache of the famous “Nan and Brian in Bed, New York City” photograph by Nan Goldin. In canary yellow vinyl!!!

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 16

anerican actor timothy olyphant as deputy united states marshal raylan givens, smirking.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 15

Every person in England will look exactly like this for the next month

blobfish out of its environment that looks like a sad human face. this is the exact same complexion that every single english person has.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 9

kid's drawing of cyclops from x-men with the words "roses are red, violets are red, EVERYTHING IS RED."

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 7

pic of diego maradona's (in)famous hand of god goal in the world cup, which would never have counted in today's game with var.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 7

EXPERT HALFTIME ANALYSIS

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 5

trent reznor is here to have a bad fucking time.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jul 3

a young landon donovan drinking from a water fountain from a weird photoshoot of the 2002 world cup with the pausa de hidratación superimposed on it.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 26

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 21

picture of a dog getting a facefull of sprinkler water with the caption PAUSA DE HIDRATACION.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 21

There he is

“Celebrate father's day by reading teddy roosevelt historical fiction with a nice cross breeze going.”

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 18

Go to hell! Fuck you, asshole!!!

Ad at a CTA station reading “someone on this train hates you. Domu doesn’t.”

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 18

mr. burns from the simpsons having been rejuvenated by a cup of coffee.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 12

Snuck up to the very top floor (it is not a super tall building, only about 14 stories)

Pic of the Chicago River and surrounding looking to the southeast from a balcony.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 11

Is it safe?

Christian Szell as portrayed by actor Laurence Olivier in the film Marathon Man holding a dental scraper and a small glass jar.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 11

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 8

greater chicago food depository coming directly at me with the big guns by featuring my all-time favorite baseball player in their early summer campaign

"Summer should mean play, not empty plates. Together, we deliver meals to kids who lose food access when school ends. Your gift today is doubled by the Curtis Granderson Foundation to reach more children with healthy meals this summer."

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 6

sitting outside and eating a charcoal-grilled burger and some potato salad off of a paper plate installed in one of these babies would fix me

pic of colorful plastic trays designed to hold and support paper plates.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 5

miss her so bad just want her back

bottle of coca-cola zero sugar orange cream flavor.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 5

a weeping wesley snipes portraying a movie character, holding and aiming a gun.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 4

The Two Genders

sad man happy man on bus meme with the text above each reading "summer's here."

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· Jun 4

ty mhm

three goose mafia parental advisory explicit content album cover.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· May 29

mondo's red mondo pic with his omnilux mask on with glasses with the parental advisory image slapped on there to make it look like a marilyn manson cassette from the 1990s to instill fear in parents across the country and globe.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· May 28

riot fest lineup is absolute garbage

riot fest 2026 lineup featuring at most three or four good bands.

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· May 28

No no, much more simple

Hi All -

I have some exciting news to share! We now have some fun red stools located throughout the office for everyone to use. These stools are available for you to sit on while collaborating with other departments (please note: the stools are not for individual use at your cubicles).

Please let me know if you have any questions.

Thanks!

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· May 27

And beware the grumpy Mr. Glitch! He will eat you if you are wrong.

MATHMAN (little green guy wearing a michigan wolverines helmet from the geriatric millennial-beloved pbs show square one).

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· May 23

hello, cleveland

WELCOME TO OHIO HA HA NOW YOU ARE STUCK IN OHIO!

Tim Hodgson@timhodgson· May 22

dr. hibbert from the simpsons appearing to point directly at the camera but on quick zoom-out in the next frame he's pointing at chief wiggum asking him to solve the mystery of who shot mr. burns?.