Timothra

@timrandosaurus

Professional podcast listener & unlicensed biomechanic. He walks the land, rightnig wrongns. Tyromantic consultations by appointment, if you can find him.

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Timothra@timrandosaurus· 21d

Am I the only kid whose mom gave them ‘the talk’ by way of putting this book on your summer reading list?

Christopher Pike’s Whisper of Death book cover. A black hooded figure with smooth worn features hitchhikes down a desert highway. The highway reaches a vanishing point in the dust brown distance. Facing Death from the midground are two older teens with 1992 styling. A rockabilly couple where they don’t quite understand the culture. Denim and pocket shirts. They were embracing and are surprised there is a pink 80s midsize car on the side of the road behind them. The sunset is pink yellow above and the title is emblazoned in vivid pink and blue

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Jul 6

hellotailor
Reblogged killerville
captain america: so do any avengers have any pressing business
blade: are any of you motherfuckers gonna help me fight the vampires. please. there are so many.
captain america: no
blade vampires marvel#

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Jul 2

Going to visualize it as this

Mr DNA of Jurassic park films. A chain of yellow white pink blue balls (probably gatc) arranged into a stick figure with cartoon eyes and mouth.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Jun 10

The man has vision

A 20ish vehicle pileup accident in Richard scarry’s Busytown. Where to begin? This is what anyone would call SOME ACCIDENT. It just doesn’t seem possible does it? But there you have it.
Poor mistress mouse will probably take a million years to fix everything. She is leaping out of her pink tow truck, steering wheel detached in her shock.
Officer flossy fox on her red bicycle is pursuing dingo dog who is hotdogging through the air and a geyser of mustard erupting from a mustard container truck shaped like a paint tube on wheels. A police cat on red motorcycle holds his helmet to resist a flying tomato. A truck of whipped cream cans are going off like foamy rockets. A red banana truck has split open where it hit a flour truck spilling all the white powder onto a green pickup. A blue egg van is tipped over the drivers are buckled in as the eggs spill out. A tomato juice tanker is leaking high pressure red sprays. A pink van carrying China plates is toast. Maple syrup from a purple tanker will drip off onto it despite the driver pigs attempts to hold the lid down. Liquid detergent is about to pour out of its flatbed into everything. An ambulance has arrive and a nurses cat is giving a dog in a red beret a bandaid. A cat cop directs traffic from on top his cruiser. The pig family drives by on the way home from their beach picnic on their red cabriolet
Various other vehicles are smushed in there but you get the idea!

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Jun 10

When you got Jimmy James money you can make these things happen

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 23

If Dread can use Jenga, maybe there’re other classic toys that can work?

Hit stick game orange and yellow drum sticks wired to a tiny yellow PA

Skip it toy a pink roller ball attached to an ankle cuff by a cord.

A Simon game red yellow blue green quadrants of a circle with black in the middle

A perfection game. A red box with a blue board and yellow geometric shapes. There is a timer dial at the top

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 20

TFW @animesickos.bsky.social hasn’t posted their new ep but you can’t wait to drop Harlow Monkey lore. Harlow got professored at UW Madison, but given no lab space. After he got tired working out of the zoo basement he acquired, with his own funds, this building where the rhesus studies were born.

c. 1950. The first primate lab at 1505
University Avenue, originally built by the U.
S. Forest Product Service. After the U.S.F.P.S. left in 1931 this twenty four foot square building was assigned to Harry Harlow as the primate lab. It was extended several times by Harlow in the next twenty years. After the primate lab moved to the Coyne Court location, this building was used by Dr. Farrington Daniels for solar energy research, and was finally demolished in 1975 (Wisconsin Alumni Magazine, May 1975 p.
17). [Photo courtesy of Helen Le Roy]

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 14

A gömböc shape. It’s rounded triangular and mathematical. It will always roll onto the same configuration.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 14

If it was me speaking to council, I would simply reference the stated requirements for the system and explain nothing currently exists that can do this.

Under fire, Johnson's administration agreed to consider proposals from firms to use technology to "ensure quick response by law enforcement authorities in emergency
situations."
City officials required gunshot detection systems to cover the entire city of Chicago and be able to report "incidents" to police with positional data within 60 seconds, with 95% accuracy, to help the city "improve detection of violent crime, expedite response times, improve the likelihood of obtaining forensic evidence and speed up medical response and first aid for victims."

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 10

That feeling of dread you get as a nobody account, who hasn’t done much of anything lately. Where you hope it’s just another glitch that tallies old notes as new.

A closeup of a notifications tab with 15 indicated

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 4

Weird how could you tell? Love to play a melting violin

Ai slop of four Instruments. The main point is a nonsensical violin.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 3

Freddie’s Rescue Roundup

An IBM knock off of load runner about digging holes and rescuing ducks.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· May 2

His car held up quite well given the years.

The flintstones car in LeMay museum, Tacoma WA

Long red brown logs hold a stone cylinder front and back serving as axles. There are beige bench seats front and back. More Rex brown wood forms a canopy over the cabin. A circular steering wheel is just visible.

Polished concrete floors and wood paneled back wall. Ropes cordon off the exhibit.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Apr 25

Not to be a killjoy but you should get the copper tested for lead.

3M
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WARNING!
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Read caretuity ottor cautione on the hock panel,
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Timothra@timrandosaurus· Apr 25

It’s something of a squirrelly renaissance on for kids books

James Burks Bird & Squirrel cover ‘on the run’
Bird is a yellow canary with orange wings and pilots goggles. He is flying wing outstretched toward the viewer. Looks excited.
Squirrel is a blue squirrel with an acorn cap hat. He is being carried in flight by bird and has a look of panic.
In the background d is a large orange cat. Its mouth is open monstrously wide to try to swallow bird and squirrel, as if leaping toward the viewer

Melanie Watt book cover for scaredy squirrel. Scaredy is a cartoon squirrel with light brown fur and a toothy smile. He is waving at the viewer beneath a big orange arrow from the title indicates he is the eponymous character.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Apr 18

Phew! Okay. It’s fun to bear in mind, if you bought the boxed cartridge back in 1994, it included this flip map:

The FFVI printed flip map. It showed both the world of balance and world of ruin. That is to say, it spoiled the mid game twist. But in that era FFV had done the very same thing just prior, but this was a new experience for the American audience. The top map is light colored and the other polluted live green and purple.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Apr 11

Do we love Google (Character) Sheets? Yes, yes we do.

A D&D character sheet for ironheart, a gold hill dwarf monk and paramedic. The details are not crucial.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Apr 9

I like using cards too. Part of my prep is writing up those stat blocks onto an art card for reference- both appearance for players and stats for me—

Lots of detailed shorthand for personal combat management.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Mar 31

Mine was an attempt at a Euler’s equation joke:

e to the power of i x pi is negative one

If you power e the math diety by feeding it imaginary pi, it becomes negative one (negated)

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Mar 13

Sherwin-Williams
Triumphantly Reports Nearly Half The Planet Covered In Paint
Published: July 17, 2002
CLEVELAND— Sherwin-Williams officials announced Monday that the company is nearing the midpoint of its
112-year project to cover the Earth in a coat of bright red paint. "We're proud to announce that the entire Northern Hemisphere should be slathered 10 feet deep in candy-apple red Latex SemiGloss by year's end," Sherwin-Williams
CEO Christopher Connor said. "And we are fully confident that the rest of the globe can be completed well before the giant space bucket runs out of paint." For the more difficult second-phase painting of the Earth's underside, workmen equipped with spray hoses will be suspended by cables from the equator.

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Mar 11

Homer Stryker
American surgeon and inventor
In 1940, Dr. Stryker began his medical practice in Kalamazoo, Michigan, using the basement area for research and human development.
Dr. John Hunter (1728-1793,
Born
Nov 4, 1894
Wakeshma Township,...
Died
May 5, 1980
Kalamazoo, MI
Overview
Homer Hartman Stryker was an American orthopedic surgeon, inventor, businessman, and the founder of Stryker Corporation. His inventions contributed to orthopedic care, patient comfort, and medical staff convenience. Wikipedia ›

Timothra@timrandosaurus· Mar 6

#Balatro I was chuffed to achieve a 2B hand, I didn't think I could repeat. This is pretty much the same build, except better utilizing the certificate + brainstorm. Also lucked into a 2nd copy of Hologram so this will probably never happen again.