60 Down is not "divorce". I know that now. Random question - anyone have a quiet corner where I can unroll a sleeping bag for a few weeks?

Good luck with that

This has to be one of the silliest (and that's me using a toned down nice word) affectations of recent years.

Explains the name. "Ooo la la," he gaspéd. "Regardez l'eau!"

She'll love the bigger, smoother you!

Bet that midfielder from France wins Best Drama Queen (I just picked a country and a position at random to make the joke work so keep les trousers on and toot le monde)

When you say labeller I think

Down boy! It says "pantries"

Who chooses the font for running tracks and why aren't they in prison for it?

World Cup ticket holders lined up for StubHub refunds

"men's"

Wait! Glaze my ex for $49? Sign me up!!!! Do I have to bring her or can I just give you a name and address?

Big news day in Canada! This from the CBC morning digest.

Wife brought out twizzlers and ate one without making it into a flute first. Said that's not even a thing. Clearly I married poorly.

June 6, 2026. The heroic battle to build new pickleball courts in my little town. "Never give in. Never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—yield to the glaring needs of others." - Churchill(ish)

No. Just go away. Fuck off and go away. Do not pass Go. Just go the fuck away.

Self-storage

Oooo, er, Miss Did it just get hot in here or is it just me waka?

First sign you might be a hoarder: your solution to this problem is MORE plastic

Another typical #CBC story built around a few complaints with no attempt to quantity the scope of the issue. Do better!

What year am I?

Me rewiring a lamp

I live in a small town just north of the border. We're ready.

Did Canadian Tire think through their rescue of the Hudson Bay Co stripes? tinyurl.com/2339xoue

For those who've said they can't wait to see the back of me around here, here you go:

They all look the same. That's my prediction.

New job was going well until my 3-beer lunch