tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus

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traveler, observer, chortling, wiggly all other times; always asking why, how can I help...and can I pet that dog 🐶 or cat Featuring Maine Coon cats Beryl, brown tabby just 5 years old; and Crom, blue tabby kitten one year old.

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tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jul 18

Beryl in the smallest box available... #Caturday

Beryl the cat squeezed into a tiny cardboard box and towers over the top.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jul 15

Doofy Mail arrived and Tiny Bagels crew over the moon, Doofy mug, coaster, t-shirt, keychain, stickers, tumbler with both Doofy and Tiny Bagels on it, and a super teeny tiny bagel with cream cheese necklace 💙💙💙 We love you Doofy and @papasplace.bsky.social #Catsky #Doofy

Beryl cat, sniffs from a Doofy mug while Crom is held by his smiling human. On a counter in between everyone is a smorgasbord of Doofy cat emblazoned loot.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jul 6

Beryl don't care. #CatBoxSunday

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, crammed herself into a cloth sorting box. Her legs hang over the sides.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jul 2

Beryl has my heart, my desk, and later in the day she took my chair (true story). Micro-management at it's sweetest 😻 #Catsky #MaineCoon #OfficeCats

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, is deep asleep stretched out on a desktop cutting mat. Her face rests on crossed paws.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 27

Imitating the classics this #Caturday Birth of Cat by Meowcaelangelo 😹

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, stretches to the right on a yoga mat. Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, stretches to the left on the same mat. Their poses resemble the Birth of Man by Michaelangelo.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 26

Untitled album, probably emo punk, Beryl vocals, Crom drums. #Catsky

Sunlight highlights Beryl, a Maine Coon cat, sitting in front of Crom, a kitten looking into the distance.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 24

Beryl's taken up surfskate in her time off, tuckered herself out from carving gnarly concrete waves, dreaming of tuna treatos 😻🛹 #SurfSkate #CatsOfBluesky #CatSupervisors #Skateboarding

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, sleeps next to a Carver surfskate board on it's side.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 18

Crom and I have been ordained in the Church of Gnome @churchofgnome.bsky.social ready to officiate all the things in tiny gnome bagel fashion 💙🥯 #ChurchOfGnome #ByCrom #NotACult

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, is held by his human and looks down towards the camera. His tongue pokes out as usual and his expression is blank.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 15

Serious face for a Monday. #MotivationMonday #MaineCoon #ByCrom #Catsky

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, lays on a wood grain floor, looking towards his human his expression is serious, maybe a bit concerned.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 11

How it started, how it's going: Backyard back to nature, clover, mosses, herbs, dandelions, native sassafras and trailing wild-bean. Year 2 of the process! Love the visiting pollinators, birds, and just standing in the green. #GreenSpaces #NativePlants #Garden

Long view of suburban backyard with dormant turf grass. Dull wood fence surrounds the rectangular space with a mulched border.

Lush spreading clover in the same backyard. Some bare patches but it won't be long before they are overtaken by the green.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 10

Crom trying his paws at office supervising. A bit on the micromanager end of things though. He gave out three chomps and demanded early lunch. #WontLookWednesday #Catsky #KittenSupervisors #BigOlChomps

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, perches on the inside corner of a craft table next to a sewing machine. His tiny tongue pokes out as he looks down at the floor.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 6

Beryl and I starting a new quilt kit project this #Caturday 😻 I've not done a detailed quilt kit like this (Show and Tell by Elizabeth Hartman) but nothing outside my wheelhouse. Time to prep and cut! #WIP #Quiltsky

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, lays across a quilt pattern book and stacked fabric on a crafting table. Her expression is bemused.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 4

Art just arrived from @sarcasticsharkart.bsky.social to join the inspiration corner 💙 Hyena fascinating beings. #Artsky #Hyena #Illustrations

Micron pen drawing of a hyena with mouth open, fearsome teeth on display.

Several framed drawings, posters, and diploma make up a corner of inspiration in my office.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· Jun 4

Can't get online to work today boss, bebe Crom has too many beans and needs to play. #CatsOfBluesky #Kittens #Catmoflage

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, hides underneath a gray curtain just his face poking out.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 31

PSA: Don't go to the farmer's market hungry. Even Crom got chomped by a hungry hippo. In other news, y'all come over for brunch featuring local honey, chocolate croissants, granola made with ghee (omg so good), tamales, and the bestest freshest red salsa from abuela Noemi. #Caturday

Ceramic hippo with open mouth looks like it's about to chomp the face of Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 29

Beryl took the day off from the office to get her hair did. #SpaDay #Catsky

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 28

Lil Seymour sloth arrived from the post yesterday and promptly took a place of honor in the bonsai grove. Lovely tiny art by @earthandsand.bsky.social Bundle arrived faster than anything I've purchased from UK before! Definitely time for something for father's day...just saying... 😍 #Art

Miniature painting of sloth featuring face, expression is hopeful. The painting is displayed on a tiny easel next to a LEGO bonsai tree.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 25

Me: Wow I have a king-size linen sheet set to upcycle into a jacket or pants! Also me when ironing same sheets: Why does king size need to be so big? And then later when cutting out pattern: Why is linen so wiggly even though I starched it?? #WIP #Sewsky

Greenish gray linen sheets loosely piled on a sewing table waiting to be ironed.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 23

Beryl and Crom way ahead of ya for lazing about 😻

Beryl, cat on left, and Crom, kitten on desk top, laying asleep lazing about in a living room office area.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 22

Friday hideaway mood, Crom helping hoomom prep quilt binding. #Catsky #BlankieForts

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, lays under a quilt draped over an ironing board. He peers out with a shy expression.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 21

Thick cozy scrappy wonky log cabin built by cats quilt just in time for the hot weather here 😆 Supervisor Beryl approved immediately while Crom shyly tested for blankie fort potential. #Quiltsky #CatsOfBluesky #WonkyForLife #ScrappyDo #BlankieFortCrew

Close-up of a quilted block with a black cat relaxing on an avocado. Strips of fabric cut at slight angles are sewn around the middle square.

Sharon holds a quilt up by the edges. It's a grid of four by four blocks made from fabric featuring cats in bright colors and funky patterns.

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, sits shyly behind the edge of the quilt. The backing is featured showing how the lines of the blocks are sewn to create an askew effect.

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, lays on the corner of the quilt looking up at mom. Her expression is a bit judgmental.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 18

Don't think about tomorrow yet.

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, gazes into the distance, tongue poking out. He's thinking about his life choices.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 14

I would be done with this quilt top hand tying but for supervisor Beryl climbing in the coziest spot, which of course is where I'm actively working. Built-in breaks I suppose 😻 #Quiltsky #Cats

Point of view sitting under a quilt with a brown tabby cat snuggled into sleep on a person's lap.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 13

Join Beryl on the balcony

Beryl cat on the balcony level of a cat tree tower.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 13

Behold my glorious floof and tremble! Crom naps on his mountain aka new cat platform that's enbiggened because he kept rolling off the old one when he was asleep... 😜 #WonkyWednesday #Cats #ByCrom

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, sleeps draped on the edge of a wooden platform. He's deep asleep with tongue poking out.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 10

Happy momma's day everyone! Crom giving out the love and chomps 💙 go hug your momma, call or write, or remember them to spark neurons of existence 🧠🥰 #MothersDay #Catsky #Hoomoms

Crom, blue tabby Maine Coon kitten, is held by his human who is smooching his fluffy head. Crom's expression is pure goobery bliss.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 9

Beryl had her annual performance review and received an "exceeds expectations." This comes with a 3-percent treato raise and a tiny pillow stuffed with scraps from when she helps during sewing and quilting. #Caturday

Beryl, brown tabby Maine Coon cat, stretches across a colorful quilt by an open window. Her head and paw rest on a small pillow sewn just for her.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 7

Crom and Beryl never coming back in from the patio now they have their own roost. Also, new album cover just dropped. #Catsky #Hedgewatch

Crom, gray kitten lays in the foreground watching the outside go by, expression calm with tongue barely poking out. Beryl, brown tabby cat sits alertly behind Crom watching the backyard.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 5

Crom's just snoozing in the most alarming manner available... #CatsOfBluesky #ByCrom #KittensAreGoobers

Crom, silver tabby Maine Coon kitten, fell asleep with his head through metal bannister slats. His eyes are open slightly and his tongue poking out.

tiny bagel 🥯 professional dingus@tinybagel· May 5

Ok, I see what you mean. We put ours up on a wall verrrrrry carefully 😜